A love that was never meant to be.
by kippur


Eragon sat near safira at the end of the Burning Plians war. He felt so lonely. his only fried murtagh (An? did I spell that write?)had joined the evil side and now he had no one. he heard footsteps and saw a man dressed in black carring a sword. Curious he followed the man because he had never seein him before.

the man stopped at the edge of camp and eragon could see that he was older than him with long black hair and deep brown eyes. And that he wasnt a man at all but an elf becuase he had pointed ears just like arya (like in the book, not the movie which suxed lol) the man didn't seem to notice him, he just stared at hte stars, head tited back eyes half closed.

then he turned and stared at eargon in the dark and eargon felt that he knew this man and that this man could see right into his very soul.

He was frighten and took a step back.

the man stepped twoards him.

"Eragon, savior of the world, i come to you to be help. to give you whatever you need."

"But who are yuo?"

The man just smiled.


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ZMOGIAWD!! CLIFFY!!! GASP!!!

Right, expanding on that earlier piece. I don't know if this is going to go anywhere. But still





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the Plot Bunny

Kingdom = Animalia
Phylum = Chordate/Chordata
class = Mammalia
order = Lagomorpha
family = Leporidae
Genus = Storia
species = idee



Rabbits are small mammals in the family Leporidae, found in many parts of the world. They are sometimes affectionately known as bunnies.

Very little is known about Plot Bunnies as they are rather quick to attack and vanish from sight. The main theory is that they are an off shoot of the Pythonis homocidalis most noted for its appearence on film in the Monty Phython Movie: the Holy Grail.




What are Plot Bunnies?

Plot Bunnies are a form of rabbit that has developed to give writers ideas. They are basically a story incarnate and they latch on to an ankle or other part of the body to give their chosen subject the idea of the story. In a sense it is like reverse vampirism. Instead of sucking blood, the Plot Bunny or Storia idee gives an idea to its victim.

Types of plot bunnies

There are many different types of plot bunnies, some can be rather friendly if well fed and benign while others can be dangerous and should not be approached under ANY cirucmstances.

Some basic types:

Storia idee americanus which is the breed that gives people the idea to write the Great American Novel. Found only in the United States.

Storia idee harliquin the bringer of bad romance novels fraught with throbbing Members.

Storia idee canon Most commonly found around good fan fiction writers.

Storia idee Sues Most commonly found around Mary Sue writers, especially tweenagers.