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the Plot Bunny



Kingdom = Animalia
Phylum = Chordate/Chordata
class = Mammalia
order = Lagomorpha
family = Leporidae
Genus = Storia
species = idee




Rabbits are small mammals in the family Leporidae, found in many parts of the world. They are sometimes affectionately known as bunnies.

Very little is known about Plot Bunnies as they are rather quick to attack and vanish from sight. The main theory is that they are an off shoot of the Pythonis homocidalis most noted for its appearence on film in the Monty Phython Movie: the Holy Grail.




What are Plot Bunnies?

Plot Bunnies are a form of rabbit that has developed to give writers ideas. They are basically a story incarnate and they latch on to an ankle or other part of the body to give their chosen subject the idea of the story. In a sense it is like reverse vampirism. Instead of sucking blood, the Plot Bunny or Storia idee gives an idea to its victim.

Types of plot bunnies

There are many different types of plot bunnies, some can be rather friendly if well fed and benign while others can be dangerous and should not be approached under ANY cirucmstances.

Some basic types:

Storia idee americanus which is the breed that gives people the idea to write the Great American Novel. Found only in the United States.

Storia idee harliquin the bringer of bad romance novels fraught with throbbing Members.

Storia idee canon Most commonly found around good fan fiction writers.

Storia idee Sues Most commonly found around Mary Sue writers, especially tweenagers.

Date: 2006-03-15 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charliesmum.livejournal.com
That's really cute. Love the 'fraught with throbbing members' part

Date: 2006-03-16 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
^_^ it's what happens when I have too much time on my hands and not enough to do with them.

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