Hello hand basket, is Hell this way?
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kippurbirdA love that was never meant to be.
by kippur
Eragon sat near safira at the end of the Burning Plians war. He felt so lonely. his only fried murtagh (An? did I spell that write?)had joined the evil side and now he had no one. he heard footsteps and saw a man dressed in black carring a sword. Curious he followed the man because he had never seein him before.
the man stopped at the edge of camp and eragon could see that he was older than him with long black hair and deep brown eyes. And that he wasnt a man at all but an elf becuase he had pointed ears just like arya (like in the book, not the movie which suxed lol) the man didn't seem to notice him, he just stared at hte stars, head tited back eyes half closed.
then he turned and stared at eargon in the dark and eargon felt that he knew this man and that this man could see right into his very soul.
He was frighten and took a step back.
the man stepped twoards him.
"Eragon, savior of the world, i come to you to be help. to give you whatever you need."
"But who are yuo?"
The man just smiled.
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ZMOGIAWD!! CLIFFY!!! GASP!!!
by kippur
Eragon sat near safira at the end of the Burning Plians war. He felt so lonely. his only fried murtagh (An? did I spell that write?)had joined the evil side and now he had no one. he heard footsteps and saw a man dressed in black carring a sword. Curious he followed the man because he had never seein him before.
the man stopped at the edge of camp and eragon could see that he was older than him with long black hair and deep brown eyes. And that he wasnt a man at all but an elf becuase he had pointed ears just like arya (like in the book, not the movie which suxed lol) the man didn't seem to notice him, he just stared at hte stars, head tited back eyes half closed.
then he turned and stared at eargon in the dark and eargon felt that he knew this man and that this man could see right into his very soul.
He was frighten and took a step back.
the man stepped twoards him.
"Eragon, savior of the world, i come to you to be help. to give you whatever you need."
"But who are yuo?"
The man just smiled.
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ZMOGIAWD!! CLIFFY!!! GASP!!!
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Date: 2007-07-12 04:04 am (UTC)P.S. If you haven't seen this: Librarian Photo Gallery
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Date: 2007-07-12 06:34 pm (UTC)Oooh.
okay, that was EVIL.
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Date: 2007-07-12 04:29 am (UTC)...
*head a'splode*
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Date: 2007-07-12 04:43 am (UTC)Anyway, this was OMG AWSOME1!!!1 rITE MOAR PLZ
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Date: 2007-07-12 06:36 pm (UTC)KAY! I WILL!! THNZ!
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Date: 2007-08-02 10:37 am (UTC)EARGON.
You win +3H 1N+312N3+Z (the Internets).
"tited back"
"His only fried Murtagh" interesting kinda food there, but I'm sure you could sell it to the fangirls for a lot of money. :D
Tell Alec to stop whining. I started out in a Suefic as a sidekick!Stu. My author always had perfect spelling and grammar, but the main Sue and Stu could have defeated Eragon when they were around 9 years old.
That's Richard, my character who booted me out of Sue-fiction and hates my guts.
I CANNOT REPEAT THIS ENOUGH. YOU MADE ME A PSYCHOTIC, BLOODTHIRSTY FREAK JUST BECAUSE I APPLIED EARTH LOGIC TO THE STU AND SUE!!!
Enough of Richard's ranting. And it was only for a month anyway... I wised up after that...
OMG IT SO WUNNDUERFUL I LURVE YU 4-EVA UPDATE SOON OMG
Go sacrifice yourself to Yog-Sothoth. Avoid the whippoorwills - they're becoming endangered due to Suethor poisoning.
OMG UR JIST SJEALOSU!!!! YUS UCK!
Shut up. You imitate Sue reviewers surprisingly well for someone who had better spelling than them when you were 6.
...What are you implying, Rich - U SAYIN I'M WRUSE THAN A SEX-YROLD?!
That was a traumatizing comment.
-Harry Potter (and Kippurbird) fan :D
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Date: 2007-08-02 05:11 pm (UTC)Eragon likes his meat.
Tell Alec to stop whining. I started out in a Suefic as a sidekick!Stu. My author always had perfect spelling and grammar, but the main Sue and Stu could have defeated Eragon when they were around 9 years old.
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Date: 2007-09-05 07:57 pm (UTC)his only fried murtagh (An? did I spell that write?)had joined the evil side and now he had no one
This is where I lost it!