Alternative writings

So I'm sitting here at work and I'm like my thesis is going to be published soon and it'll be a novel and there will be fan fiction written about it because it'll be so popular. And then I was like zomigawd... fan fiction... I should write some my self. Then Alec reminded me that I couldn't write fan fiction for my own novel because it's like mine and anything I wrote would be sort of canon. So, I said, maybe I should ask people to write bad fan fiction for me, that way I'd know what I was getting into. Alec gave me a dark and evil look.

Anyone want to write me fan fiction? I'll send you my Thesis draft for you to not read (because since when to bad fan fic writers ever read the source material) and let you go at it.