Dreams in Twilight

[kippurbird]

I dreamed that I was Edward Cullen last night.

I was rather interested in Jasper.

I also discovered why I was an evil cranky bastard.

I has a permanent hard-on. See if I'm the consistency of stone then it would be impossible for me to have a flaccid penis. Since I don't have a flaccid penis, I'm constantly hard but unable to get off in any comfortable way, likely because masturbation is evil.

So, yeah.

Comments

[dergerm.livejournal.com]

Well, they do say that you use your dreamtime to make sense of things in the real world. Apparently, your brain decided it was high time to make sense of that dribble.