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We're plowing through towards the end. Plowing, plowing, plowing, like through mounds of horse shit. Now then, if we recall, Failee was being horribly incesty. Earwig calls her on it saying that the product would be a result of horrible inbreeding. However Failee thought of that. She tells him how she bred the minions "Bred them from humans taken from the countryside and mated over time with the many exotic animals we found here." Oh... hay. We finally hit bestiality. How about that. I was wondering when we'd get to it. About time. I think we've hit just about everything. Did we miss anything? Anyone? Now that we've hit this new low, Failee tells us that she created a spell that prevents inbreeding in the minions and that's what she's going to use with Triscuit's baby and his aunt.
Remember that gargoyle thing that talked too much and rather elegantly? Apparently they're the pre-Minions. In fact, it is the same gargoyle that Triscuit supposedly killed. Earwig explains to us in long detail about how this could be. Gargoyle says that he was promised Triscuit's heart. Also they eat slaves that disappoint Sushi and the others. Another reason why Dwarf kept on needing to find new ones. Dwarf apparently didn't know this. After three hundred years he some how didn't know this. Even though he went with Sushi everywhere like one of those little yap dogs, he didn't know this.
It's a plot hole the size of ...
Belgium?
Um... yes. Belgium works.
More boring rambling. A couple more uses of the word "nastily".
And finally we get to the point. Will Triscuit have sex with them? He refuses. They start to choke Earwig to get him to agree. Unfortunately they don't kill him. Instead they're going to turn him into a bloodstalker. Why couldn't they just kill him? If he's alive he can be trouble. Just kill him. In a desperate attempt Earwig tells her that she's going to destroy life as we know it. Of course she doesn't believe him.
She then leaves them there to hang after saying that she's going to have Sludge go after all the lepers to find out who helped them get there.
We're plowing through towards the end. Plowing, plowing, plowing, like through mounds of horse shit. Now then, if we recall, Failee was being horribly incesty. Earwig calls her on it saying that the product would be a result of horrible inbreeding. However Failee thought of that. She tells him how she bred the minions "Bred them from humans taken from the countryside and mated over time with the many exotic animals we found here." Oh... hay. We finally hit bestiality. How about that. I was wondering when we'd get to it. About time. I think we've hit just about everything. Did we miss anything? Anyone? Now that we've hit this new low, Failee tells us that she created a spell that prevents inbreeding in the minions and that's what she's going to use with Triscuit's baby and his aunt.
Remember that gargoyle thing that talked too much and rather elegantly? Apparently they're the pre-Minions. In fact, it is the same gargoyle that Triscuit supposedly killed. Earwig explains to us in long detail about how this could be. Gargoyle says that he was promised Triscuit's heart. Also they eat slaves that disappoint Sushi and the others. Another reason why Dwarf kept on needing to find new ones. Dwarf apparently didn't know this. After three hundred years he some how didn't know this. Even though he went with Sushi everywhere like one of those little yap dogs, he didn't know this.
It's a plot hole the size of ...
Belgium?
Um... yes. Belgium works.
More boring rambling. A couple more uses of the word "nastily".
And finally we get to the point. Will Triscuit have sex with them? He refuses. They start to choke Earwig to get him to agree. Unfortunately they don't kill him. Instead they're going to turn him into a bloodstalker. Why couldn't they just kill him? If he's alive he can be trouble. Just kill him. In a desperate attempt Earwig tells her that she's going to destroy life as we know it. Of course she doesn't believe him.
She then leaves them there to hang after saying that she's going to have Sludge go after all the lepers to find out who helped them get there.
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Date: 2008-01-07 05:09 am (UTC)And then we'd have "endowed" eyeballs... Don't ask unless you read the manga. Yay for crazy Japanese. XDDDD