I am number four: A movie review by someone else who paid money to see it

FYI: This was written by a friend who wished for it to be posted, but also wished to remain in secret. I did not write it.


I Am Number Four was adapted from a book written specifically to make lots of
money, and it shows. A lot.

Derivative, clichéd and shallow, it doesn’t have a single interesting idea in its head.
That isn’t to say it’s horrible; it isn’t. It’s just mediocre. There a couple of likeable
characters and at least one amusing moment, and I’ll be sure to get into those in a
moment.


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