More listy things.

[kippurbird]

Recent additions to the Condo association's rules since I've moved in.

• Yodeling practice at five in the morning is not allowed.
• Or at ten at night.
• Or at all.
• There will be no practicing of the violin on the roof
• even if it's practicing for a role in Fiddler on the Roof.
  
• Walking of cats on a leash is fine. Walking of cats on a leash on the roof is forbidden.
  
• Pink is not an acceptable color to paint the exterior of the walls.
  
• or blue
• or any other color that is not whatever the rest of the condos are painted.
• Painting the rest of the condos without the board's permission is forbidden.
  
• Murals are also not allowed.
  
• There shall be no wall climbing to reach the second floor apartments. Stairs are the only acceptable way to go.
• Rigging of a pulley system to bring things up to the second story is not allowed.
• Even if other tenants think it's a good idea.
  
• Clothes shall be worn at all times while in the courtyard. There are children about.
  
• Children will not be organized to bombard residents with water balloons.
  
• There will be no slip and sliding in the courtyard.
  
• The plants do not need to be spruced up.
  
• Sculptures may only be added with the board's permission.
• And only approved sculptures.
  
• Sword fighting at three in the courtyard at three in the morning is not allowed.
  
• Or at any time.
• Even if the swords aren't real.
• Lightsabers count.
  
• Horses are not allowed.
  
• Even for the day.
• Or a few hours
• Even if the resident promises to take care of them.
  
• Any other farm animals count.
• And while we're at it, so are macaws.
  
• And other loud birds.
  

Comments

[albijuli]

The plants do not need to be spruced up.

But they are so... plain. XD

How's the new place, BTW? :D

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

The new place is great! Still some things that need doing (like acquiring a couch, and putting away some moving boxes) but I'm all comfy, except when the cat decides to headbutt my boobs at three in the morning.

[christinaathena.livejournal.com]

Clothes shall be worn at all times while in the courtyard. Man, EVERYONE demands clothes, don't they? How irritating.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, it's like there's some sort of ... law against public nudity or something.

[evil_plotbunny]

This is why I got off of my condo board shortly after I got on it. ;)

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

My dad's on the board. I guess that sort of counts? :D

[evil_plotbunny]

I do believe it does. ;)

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

So this roof that you are not allowed to walk the cat on... I'm guessing it's not tin, either.

[lauramcvey.livejournal.com]

Or hot.

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

Oh, I was just thinking what a shame it is that she can't have a Cat on the Not Tin Roof.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

No, it's Spanish tile. Alas.

[dergerm.livejournal.com]

So that means no more naked sword fighting with my yodeling horse on the bright punk roof?

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

No, sorry about that man. I know you were looking forward to that and all.

[thelittlebudgie.livejournal.com]

The plants do not need to be spruced up.

But conifered up just doesn't have the same ring to it. :(

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

*giggles*