More listy things.

[kippurbird]

Recent additions to the Condo association's rules since I've moved in.

• Yodeling practice at five in the morning is not allowed.
• Or at ten at night.
• Or at all.
• There will be no practicing of the violin on the roof
• even if it's practicing for a role in Fiddler on the Roof.
  
• Walking of cats on a leash is fine. Walking of cats on a leash on the roof is forbidden.
  
• Pink is not an acceptable color to paint the exterior of the walls.
  
• or blue
• or any other color that is not whatever the rest of the condos are painted.
• Painting the rest of the condos without the board's permission is forbidden.
  
• Murals are also not allowed.
  
• There shall be no wall climbing to reach the second floor apartments. Stairs are the only acceptable way to go.
• Rigging of a pulley system to bring things up to the second story is not allowed.
• Even if other tenants think it's a good idea.
  
• Clothes shall be worn at all times while in the courtyard. There are children about.
  
• Children will not be organized to bombard residents with water balloons.
  
• There will be no slip and sliding in the courtyard.
  
• The plants do not need to be spruced up.
  
• Sculptures may only be added with the board's permission.
• And only approved sculptures.
  
• Sword fighting at three in the courtyard at three in the morning is not allowed.
  
• Or at any time.
• Even if the swords aren't real.
• Lightsabers count.
  
• Horses are not allowed.
  
• Even for the day.
• Or a few hours
• Even if the resident promises to take care of them.
  
• Any other farm animals count.
• And while we're at it, so are macaws.
  
• And other loud birds.