kippurbird: (Kale or Trever)
Dear Kips,

I'm not going to be having Ash's babies. So STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!!! I don't care if it's just an example for your book. I am a man. I have man bits. I do not have lady bits. I do not have a very special place inside myself because some of my previous incarnations were women. There is not a very secret spell that Ash knows to make me pregnant. There will be NO pregnancy whatsoever. Zero. Zilch. Nadda.

The only thing that will be getting pregnant around here is the cat. And I hate you for the teleporting kittens while I'm at it. I don't need to find them in my soup.

While we're at it, Rhys is not going to be impregnating Kale. He doesn't know any secret rituals to make him able to have babies. Adrian and Alec are in the same boat. Theo and Adrienne can have all the kidlets they want, I'm sure. Besides they've got enough money to pay for nannies and things like that.

No love,

Trever.

February 2016

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