kippurbird | In which Kippur tries to out smart a munchkin.

Book one: the begining

1.1.1 So it came to pass that the Munchkin decided that he did not like to play the game that was Star Wars. And he did whine and bitch and moan about it. And he said that it was just talk and not enough fighting. And so the D&D group said "Verily we must get him to shut up, so we shall end this game and go back to regular D&D." This was done and this was good. And the Munchkin was silent (mostly).

1.1.10 Then much to the delight (and horror) of the Geeks Episode Three, which was called Revenge of the Sith was delivered to the theatres. Down to the Theatres at 12:01 did the D&D group go and they did watch. And it was good, (mostly, we're not going to even mention the dialouge because that was just hidious. I mean really who did George Lucas get to write? His hamster? Chaucer could do better and he's a CAT!).

1.2.1 A few days past in quietness and a there came a call for a gathering of the D&D group. And the Kippur went to answer the call. Upon reaching the sacred (if horribly messy) place of the D&D gathering she recived a call upon her cell phone. Looking to her Cell phione she saw that it was the Munchkin.

1.2.8 The Munchkin spake unto the Kippur and waxed fondly about the Star Wars game and about the Episode three, which was called Revenge of the Sith. And he declared unto the Kippur that there should be a changing of the game. And that they should once again embark upon a campain of the Star Wars game. And the Kippur did shrug.

1.2.15 But it came to pass that the Munchkin won over the D&D group and it was decided that they would embark upon the Star Wars campain once again. Where upon the Munchkin declared that once again he would play a Jedi. And the Kippur did tremble. For fresh still in her memory was the vicious mind alterations that were pressed upon her scoundrel before and still she wished to play the scoundrel.

1.2.25 So the Kippur did think about how to thwart the Munckin. And think she did and came upon the solution. And this solution would be called: Kale Delvin.

Book two: Kale Delvin

2.1.1 Upon the Kippur a dream did descend. In this dream there was a scoundrel. And lo, though this scoundrel did not yet have a name, he did have a past. And in this past was a Jedi. This Jedi that was a predessor to he would be called Kale, did escape the scouring of the Jedi by the Sith. And he did propigate. Upon much research and scribbling of numbers the Kippur decided that the Jedi would be the father of the scoundrel who would be called Kale.

2.1.11 The Kippur then wondered, "What shall I call this scoundrel who shall thwart the Munchkin?" And she saw that Artemis, proffessed Star Wars fan was on AIM and so she poked her.

2.1.16 Upon being poked, Artemis declared, "What?"

2.1.18 Upon which the Kippur did explain her problem of the lack of names.

2.1.22 Upon which Artemis said,"Hrm. I do not know of any names, but I do know of a name generator."

2.1.25 And the Kippur said, "That works."

2.1.27 The Kippur did look upon the name generator and looked and looked. Where upon she found the name Kale. And she did announce this to Artemis. Where upon Artemis asked.

2.1.31 "Isn't that a cabbage?" Looking at the site known as dictionary.com the Kippur did indeed find that Kale was a cabbage. But she did not care.

2.2.1 So Kale did have a name. And Kippur did start to construct a past for him. She gave him a twin brother and she gave him a father who was a Jedi. And this father would teach Kale in the ways of the Jedi, if not in the ways of the Force, so that way when the Munchkin says, "My Jedi does this." Kale may say, "But that's not in the way of the Jedi." And Kale would be right for he learned from a real Jedi and would know better.

2.2.10 And the Kippur was satisfied and hoped it would work, for she would greatly like to say, "HAH!" to the Munchkin.