Things overheard in the zucchini patch

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Oh my God! Look at the size of that one!

Look at this one. Mine's bigger than yours. Nah, mine is.

It's so small...

Don't you know how to handle your zucchini?

I think I have a bad one. Why? Is it floppy? Floppy? Not firm. A firm zucchini is a good zucchini. We don't like Bendy zucchini.

It's circumsized!

You've got some malformed zucchini there.

It's got a nipple!

Where do you get all of these? The zucchini plants.

Look it's all lumpy.

Now that one has problems.

You broke my zucchini!

Wow, now that's a nice zucchini.

They should use zucchini's instead of bananas in sex ed. Won't that give girls the wrong impression? Yea, like is that going to fit?

I lost my knife.

I stepped on a dead squirrel.

That's it I'm not becoming a Mohial

Whoops, I cut too much off.

It doesn't fit.

Wow, three big ones in a row!

We need protection.

Current Mood: hungry
Current Music: Pepper churruping