Just for fun.

[kippurbird]

More things I'm not allowed to do at work.

* My job description is not: putting sticky things on books.
* Even if yes, that's what they're paying me to do.
* I will not put smiley faces on the green dots for inventory.
* Inventory is serious business.
* And that's serious, not srs.
* While Passover is coming up, I will not create my own plague of origami frogs.
* Or locusts.
* I don't even have instructions for locusts.
* I can't substitute cicadas for locusts.
* Besides, I folded the instructions up for another origami thingy.
* I will not google the instructions for cicadas.
* I will not create any sort of origami plague.
* The Origami a day calender is not to be abused in this way.
* There is no tea time.
* Even though most of us do drink tea.
* Lunch time is not an illusion.
* I do not need my towel.
* Forty two is not the answer to the rabbinical students' questions.
* Or to anyone's question.
* Weeding is not to be done as 'this is stupid' or 'this is not'
* The Twilight books are not to be weeded.
* Unless told to.
* The voices in my head don't count as people authorized to tell me to remove them.
* Even if they say they're authorized.
* The voices in my head are not authorized to do anything.
* I am not allowed to double a person's fine when they ask if they have to pay it.
* Even if I tell them first.

Comments

[swankivy.livejournal.com]

"I will not create any sort of origami plague"--words to live by.

[swankivy.livejournal.com]

. . . will you let me make this my Facebook status if I promise to tell you what comments turn up?

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Yes! I should icon it.

Actually, there is a sort of origami frog plague. I get bored and make frogs out of scratch paper. Shhh.

[smurasaki.livejournal.com]

I was just about to say that would be an awesome idea. :D

[swankivy.livejournal.com]

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I approve! :D

[fritters.livejournal.com]

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Would Fritters be interested in meeting up for a brunch like meal on Saturday?

[fritters.livejournal.com]

Probably! Where?

Have you asked Ingrid?

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I have not. Sadly I do not have her contact info. o_o

I have to be in Tunjuna around one, so I thought we could meet around the 405 freeway somewhere.

[fritters.livejournal.com]

So anywhere along the 405 then? About what time? And are Martin or Ingrid invited? Shall I poke them?

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Maybe around eleven. And of course they are!

[fritters.livejournal.com]

Okay, I've yelped along the length of the 405 in the valley and these are the non-ethnic, non-expensive places nearby...

http://www.yelp.com/biz/california-chicken-cafe-encino
http://www.yelp.com/biz/fuddruckers-sherman-oaks
http://www.yelp.com/biz/dennys-van-nuys-2
http://www.yelp.com/biz/beeps-fast-food-van-nuys
http://www.yelp.com/biz/tommys-original-world-famous-hamburgers-north-hills
http://www.yelp.com/biz/holiday-burgers-mission-hills
http://www.yelp.com/biz/cocos-bakery-restaurant-mission-hills

I know I can make 11 and I'm pretty sure Martin can, too. I'll go poke Ingrid. Is there an email addy I should give her?

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

The gmail one.

And Beeps looks like fun! :D

[fritters.livejournal.com]

I've been to that one before. It's a small greasy spoon, but it IS fun, and has good food. Beeps at 11, then?

[cimplybe.livejournal.com]

Damn, now I want to create an origami plague. I got to go buy more paper.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

WHOO!