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[kippurbird]

Things I didn't expect my mom to say: "There's a lizard in the downstairs bathroom"

Things I didn't expect to say my doctor (who I had an appointment with before this entire incident) about half hour later, "I got bit by a lizard my mom found in the bathroom."

Things I did expect my doctor to say, "You need a tentinus shot. When was the last time you had one?"

"Ten years ago."

"I'll get you one now."

Weird day. Yes.

Comments

[dergerm.livejournal.com]

Your day made me LOL.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I mean really, how often do you get to use that line?

Also, speaking of my mom, she wants to know When are you going to come visit.

[fritters.livejournal.com]

The lizard broke the skin? How big was this lizard?

I once had a lizard try to bite me and he sorta gummed me and hung off my finger a bit.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

It was an alligator lizard. Pretty good sized, about a foot long. It got my thumb knuckle on a tiny fleshy fold bit. It's not a big bite but bled.

[fritters.livejournal.com]

Sounds cool. Wish I could've seen it.

[falconwhitaker.livejournal.com]

zomg u haz a flavor! :O dat lizzards liek! :D

Yes, my automatic response to this post is to become a lolcat. The assimilation into the Internet is complete.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I have a picture of the lizard on my phone. I must download it now and make it into a LOLlizard.

[falconwhitaker.livejournal.com]

A lolzard? :D

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

YES

[mad-troll.livejournal.com]

Er, well...AFAIK 10 years is the validity of a tetanus shot, so you should have no problems whatsoever. O_O

Still - a lizard in the bathroom? So big and aggressive to make a bite mark?
You live a weird life (or: the life around you is weird :D ).

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Yes. And my ten years are pretty much up.

It was about a foot long! And I did grab it.

I think both statements are true.

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

I am rather amazed that there was a lizard big enough to break skin in your bathroom. Was it a baby alligator that crawled up from the sewers, or what?

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

It was a big lizard, about a foot long. And it managed to get a fleshy bit on my knuckle. Also it was an alligator lizard.

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

And you live WHERE again? Because that sounds like something you'd find down here in the South. (Where if you see a foot-long lizard it's entirely possible that it actually is an alligator. :P )

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Los Angeles! Apparently alligator lizards are quite common. But they usually don't have their whipy tails. How it got into the bathroom I haven't a clue.

[kjtaylor.livejournal.com]

OK, that's definitely the weirdest thing I've seen today.
Mind you, I just got out of bed five minutres ago, but still.

Did you have to get another tetanus shot? I hope not, because those things are agony.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I did. My shoulder HUUUUURRRRTS.

[kjtaylor.livejournal.com]

Ugh, poor you.

Maybe bidding on my evil teddy bear would take your mind off things? http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180574651395

[smurasaki.livejournal.com]

Your life is definitely more exciting than mine.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

It tends to be. I don't know why.