LOST LOST LOST Spoilers.
Feb. 2nd, 2010 09:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kippurbirdWritten as watched so a bit.... incoherent.
HOLY FUCKY THE SANK THE ISLAND. IT IS UNSERTWATER AND THEY DID NOT CRASH. AND DESMOND IS ON THE PLANE WHY IS HE ON THE PLANE!? AND THIS MEANS THAT THE BOMB WORKED!!! WHERE IS CHARLIE!?
Wait they are flashing back and they are ... on the plane? It is all white? Ahhh the eye. OH MIGAWD IS SHE UNDER WAT... SHE IS IN A TREE? JULIET IS IN A TREE? NO THAT IS KATE SHE IS IN A TREE AND SHE CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING PERHAPS BECUASE IT BLEW UP
AND MILES THEY'RE ON THE ISLAND BUT IT IS UNDER WATER WHAT HAPPENED?! OH YAY CHARLIE IS BACK ON THE CREDITS!!! BUT JACK WAS ON THE PLANE AND NOT AT THE HATCH THEY ARE AT THE HATCH WHAT IS GOIN GON!? AND JUMPING THROUGH TIME AND WHAT IS HAPPENING I AM SO CONFUSED!?
BUT NOW WE ARE ON THE PLANE?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON!?
WAIT HURLY IS NOW THE LUCKIEST GUY ALIVE AND NOTHING EVER BAD HAPPENS TO HIM!? AND BACK ON THE ISLAND?!
OH NO THEY ARE IN TWO REALITIES?! WHAT IS GOING ON I AM SO CONFUSED!?
AND JULIET IS ALIVE UNDER THE BOMB AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!
AND THAT IS JACOB I THINK IT IS WHY AM I SO BAD AT FACIAL REGOCNITION!!!
JIN AND SUN ARE BACK ON THE PLANE AND THEY"RE ALL AT THE END LIKE THEY WERE AT THE BEGINNING AND LOCKE IS SAD.
HE IS TALKING TO BOOOOOONE I THINK THAT IS BOOOOOOOONEEEEE
AND LOCKE WENT ON A WALK A BOUT?! BUT HE DIDN"T AND AAARRRRGGGGHHH!!! IT'S THE MIRROR UNIVERSE THEY'RE ALL EVIL!!!
AND BEN IS STARING AT WHERE THE FIRE WAS WHERE JACOB DIED AND NOT!LOCKE IS THERE AND WANTS TO TALK TO RICHARD AND BEN IS ALL IN SHOCK AND AAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
AND NOW DEAD!LOCKE AND BEN ARE SEEING EACH OTHER AND BEN IS NOW ALL WTFBQQPOLARBAR!!!!
AND ANOW THEY ARE TRYING TO GET JULIET FREE!!!! BECUAWE SE SOMEHOW SURVIVED THE BOMB GOING OFF AND JACOB IS BEING TALKED TO BY HURLY AND TELLS HIM THAT HE IS DEAD BUT HUGO NEEDS TO TAKE SAYID TO THE TEMPLE!!!
AND THEY HAVE CHAINS TO GET THE BEAM TAO OPEN THE HOLE TO GET TO JULIET.
AND JACK IS IN TH EPLANE AND CHARLIE HAS OD'D ON HEROINE BECUASW THE PLANE DIDN'T CRASH OH NOES. AND SAYID IS HELPING CHARLIE SO THAT HOPEFULLY HE WON'T DIE AGAIN!!! SAVE CHARLIE HE GOT THE HEROIN!!!
AND THEY ARE TRYING TO GET THE BAR FREE!!! AND JIN IS PULLING WITH TEH VAN GO VAN GO IT DID IT!!! SAWYER IS GOING DOW THE HOLE AND AHAS GOTTEN TO JULIET AND SHE'S ALIVE YAYAYYAYAYAA!!! BUT SHE IS SAD BECAUSE SAWYER COULDN'T GO HOME.
BEN IS ALL SAD FACE BECAUSE HE SEES REAL!LOCKE AND TELLS RICHARD TO GO INSIDE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED!! NO RICHARD!! THE JACOB POEPLE ARE GOING TO TRY TRY AND KILL NOT!LOCKE AND THEY ARE SHOOTING AT HIM BUT HE"S GONE? HOLLY FUCK IT'ST THE SMOKE MONSTER ON HONE THEY THRE ALL SO DEAD?! IS THE GUY TEH SMOKE MONSTER?!!BUT THIS ONE GUY IS PORTECTED BY MAKING A CIRCLE IN A SANDON NOE HE GOT OUT OF THE CIRCLE AND IS NOW HURT AND LIKELY DEAD WHAT JUST HAPPENED I WISH I KNEW!!! BUT BEN IS ALIVE!! NOT!LOCKE INS THE SMOKE MONSTER!!
THEY ARE GETTING JULIET UP AND OUT OF THE HOLE IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY ARE HAVING A BABY. JULIET WANTS SAYWER TO KSS HER AND THEY ARE KISSING OH NO IS SHE DIEAD I THINK SHE IS DIEAD? DIDN'T HER ACTRESS GO TO A DIFFERENT SHOW?! I DON'T REMEMBER!!! I THINK SHE IS DEAD> OH NOES WHY IS SHE DEAS ID IT IS SAD I AM SAD. SAYWER IS GOING TO KILL JACK NOW> GOOD BYE JACK!!!
AND THEY ARE ON THE PLANE AND CHARLIE TELLS HIM THAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE AND HE IS UNDER ARREST FOR THE HEROIN AND DESMOND ISN'T THERE ANY MORE. AND THEY ARE LANDING AND SAYID WILL SEE HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!! AND JIN IS THERE WITH THE EWATCH THAT HE IS DELIVERING AnD BOONE IS ALIVE STILL!!! AND KATE IS GOING>>> AND AAAaAAAAAA
AND THEY ARE COMING FOR KATE!! THE POLICE< NO THEY ARE COMING FOR CHARLIE!! AWWW POOR CHARLIEE!!! AND THEY ARE ALL GETTING OFF THE PLANE!!! OH AND JOHN STILL NEEDS THE WHEEL CHAIR BUT HE ISN'T GRUMPY ABOUT IT? DID THEY LET HIM ON TEH WALK ABOUT THEN?!
OH WAIT HTTERE IS MORE THEY ARE GOING TO THE TEMPLE TO FIX SAYID!!! AND THEY HAVE THE GUITAR. BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IN THE CASE? HE SAYS IT IS NOT A GUITAR. SAWYER IS GOING TO BURRY JULIET.
AND THEY ARE IN LAX AND JACK HAS TO GO TO THE CURTUSY DESK. IT SEEMS THAT THE COFFIN WITH JACK'S DAD NEVER GOT ONTO THE PLANE. OOOOOOPPPPS IT WENT MISSING?! WTF?! TALK ABOUT MISSING LUGGAGE!!!
THEY ARE GOING INTO THE HOLE FOT THE TMPELE AND THEY FOUND DEAD FRENCH PEOPLE OH POOR DEAD FRENCH PERSON. AND KATE HAS GONE MISSING IN THE TMEPLE AND JACK HAS RUN AHEAD AND SOMEONE HAS STARTTED ATTACKING THEM AND JACK IS LOST?! AND SOMONE IS RUNNING IN THE DARK AND HAS GRABBED JACK. OH IT IS OTHERS!!! OH MY THAT IS A TEMPLE. THAT IS A REAL TEMPLE. WITH MONKS? OHMYFUCKINGWTFBBQPLOARBARERTEMPLE!!
And they are going through customs with Kate and her guy and they are going to the batroom but she is picking the lock to her cuffs with Jack's pen taht she stole on the plane. And she's gotten out and knocked him down taken hse gun... and everything and she's running again. And is in teh elevator with Sawyer. And Sawyer is being a bastard adn is now burrying Juliet with Miles. But He wants iles to tell him what Juliet wanted to tell him.
He is a cranky Sawyer. Yo udon't like Saywer when he is cranky. iles is trying to find out. And Juliet wanted to tell Sawyer that it worked. It being the Bomb and that they're not on the Island any more. Even though they are on the island.
Clearly they all need to be wearing beards. All the people in Los Angeles need to be wearing the Evil Beards. Because that is clearly the Evil Mirror Universe. But we won't know because they're all clean-shaven. Maybe in this Mirror Universe all the evil people are clean shaven? OOOH That would be evil of them to confuse us like that! Because everyone knows that the evil people have the beards.
Anyway, back at the Temple there are hippy people including some who were on the plane. The first plane. And inside the guitar case there is an Ankh which has a note that says that if Sayid dies they're in a lot of trouble.
Jin and Sun are trying to get through security and there is a lot of money which wasn't declared. Sun is being asked if she understands any English and she says she doesn't.
And they're taking Sayid to the Spring. The water isn't clear. This is ... not good? I wonder if this is the spring where all the dead people go to to come back to life. The guy we can't understand cuts his hand and puts it int he water. It doesn't heal. Yes, this must mean that it's not working. They want to know who did it to Sayid, and Jack says he did. Well that it was his fault.
They say there are risks and dunk him into the pool, face first. And Sayid starts to jerk around awake but all the time in the glass hasn't gotten tout. And they are saying to stop! But the Others aren't. And then he stops moving around and the sand runs out. They pull him out. And Sayid is dead. This is not good. And Jack goes to check him out because he is a Doctor. But not The Doctor. and starts to perform CPR on him.
And Sayid is getting his stuff and Kate is trying to leave at baggage claim. And Kate is trying to get onto a Taxi cab and is now in one with Claire whit a gun.
And back at teh temple. Miles and Sawyer are back. Hugo is told to go and meet the guy who can't speak English. Who wants to know what Jacob told him. And the Temple people just found out that Jacob is dead. And calling out for action. Are they begin attacked by the smoke monster then? No, they're prepping to make sure they're not attacked by the Smoke Monster.
Ben wants to know who he is. He's not a happy Ben. Not!Locke is telling Ben what John thought. About how weak and pathetic he was. And how he at least had the brains to realize how much better the life he had on the island was than the one in the Real World. Not!Locke wants to go home. Where ever that is. Likely the Temple.
And they are back at the Temple waiting. Sawyer wakes up and is having a Moment with Kate. He's being a bit Emo and Evil Eye at Jack. Sawyer isn't going to kill him, just let him live.
Nack at LAX they don't have the body. Still. Talking to John Locke about what they lost. John lost some luggage and Jack ... has no coffin. John is a lot happier man. And more spiritual like person. Jack asks what happened to John because he's a spinal surgeon and gives him a card for a consultation.
And Not!John comes out of the Temple and talks to Richard who is no longer in chains and then gets beaten up by Not!Locke who knocks him out and walks off with Richard past John's body.
At the Temple they tell Jack that they need to talk to him private and then Sayid wakes up as he is fighting.
And.... ait's over.
Wow.
HOLY FUCKY THE SANK THE ISLAND. IT IS UNSERTWATER AND THEY DID NOT CRASH. AND DESMOND IS ON THE PLANE WHY IS HE ON THE PLANE!? AND THIS MEANS THAT THE BOMB WORKED!!! WHERE IS CHARLIE!?
Wait they are flashing back and they are ... on the plane? It is all white? Ahhh the eye. OH MIGAWD IS SHE UNDER WAT... SHE IS IN A TREE? JULIET IS IN A TREE? NO THAT IS KATE SHE IS IN A TREE AND SHE CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING PERHAPS BECUASE IT BLEW UP
AND MILES THEY'RE ON THE ISLAND BUT IT IS UNDER WATER WHAT HAPPENED?! OH YAY CHARLIE IS BACK ON THE CREDITS!!! BUT JACK WAS ON THE PLANE AND NOT AT THE HATCH THEY ARE AT THE HATCH WHAT IS GOIN GON!? AND JUMPING THROUGH TIME AND WHAT IS HAPPENING I AM SO CONFUSED!?
BUT NOW WE ARE ON THE PLANE?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON!?
WAIT HURLY IS NOW THE LUCKIEST GUY ALIVE AND NOTHING EVER BAD HAPPENS TO HIM!? AND BACK ON THE ISLAND?!
OH NO THEY ARE IN TWO REALITIES?! WHAT IS GOING ON I AM SO CONFUSED!?
AND JULIET IS ALIVE UNDER THE BOMB AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!
AND THAT IS JACOB I THINK IT IS WHY AM I SO BAD AT FACIAL REGOCNITION!!!
JIN AND SUN ARE BACK ON THE PLANE AND THEY"RE ALL AT THE END LIKE THEY WERE AT THE BEGINNING AND LOCKE IS SAD.
HE IS TALKING TO BOOOOOONE I THINK THAT IS BOOOOOOOONEEEEE
AND LOCKE WENT ON A WALK A BOUT?! BUT HE DIDN"T AND AAARRRRGGGGHHH!!! IT'S THE MIRROR UNIVERSE THEY'RE ALL EVIL!!!
AND BEN IS STARING AT WHERE THE FIRE WAS WHERE JACOB DIED AND NOT!LOCKE IS THERE AND WANTS TO TALK TO RICHARD AND BEN IS ALL IN SHOCK AND AAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
AND NOW DEAD!LOCKE AND BEN ARE SEEING EACH OTHER AND BEN IS NOW ALL WTFBQQPOLARBAR!!!!
AND ANOW THEY ARE TRYING TO GET JULIET FREE!!!! BECUAWE SE SOMEHOW SURVIVED THE BOMB GOING OFF AND JACOB IS BEING TALKED TO BY HURLY AND TELLS HIM THAT HE IS DEAD BUT HUGO NEEDS TO TAKE SAYID TO THE TEMPLE!!!
AND THEY HAVE CHAINS TO GET THE BEAM TAO OPEN THE HOLE TO GET TO JULIET.
AND JACK IS IN TH EPLANE AND CHARLIE HAS OD'D ON HEROINE BECUASW THE PLANE DIDN'T CRASH OH NOES. AND SAYID IS HELPING CHARLIE SO THAT HOPEFULLY HE WON'T DIE AGAIN!!! SAVE CHARLIE HE GOT THE HEROIN!!!
AND THEY ARE TRYING TO GET THE BAR FREE!!! AND JIN IS PULLING WITH TEH VAN GO VAN GO IT DID IT!!! SAWYER IS GOING DOW THE HOLE AND AHAS GOTTEN TO JULIET AND SHE'S ALIVE YAYAYYAYAYAA!!! BUT SHE IS SAD BECAUSE SAWYER COULDN'T GO HOME.
BEN IS ALL SAD FACE BECAUSE HE SEES REAL!LOCKE AND TELLS RICHARD TO GO INSIDE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED!! NO RICHARD!! THE JACOB POEPLE ARE GOING TO TRY TRY AND KILL NOT!LOCKE AND THEY ARE SHOOTING AT HIM BUT HE"S GONE? HOLLY FUCK IT'ST THE SMOKE MONSTER ON HONE THEY THRE ALL SO DEAD?! IS THE GUY TEH SMOKE MONSTER?!!BUT THIS ONE GUY IS PORTECTED BY MAKING A CIRCLE IN A SANDON NOE HE GOT OUT OF THE CIRCLE AND IS NOW HURT AND LIKELY DEAD WHAT JUST HAPPENED I WISH I KNEW!!! BUT BEN IS ALIVE!! NOT!LOCKE INS THE SMOKE MONSTER!!
THEY ARE GETTING JULIET UP AND OUT OF THE HOLE IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY ARE HAVING A BABY. JULIET WANTS SAYWER TO KSS HER AND THEY ARE KISSING OH NO IS SHE DIEAD I THINK SHE IS DIEAD? DIDN'T HER ACTRESS GO TO A DIFFERENT SHOW?! I DON'T REMEMBER!!! I THINK SHE IS DEAD> OH NOES WHY IS SHE DEAS ID IT IS SAD I AM SAD. SAYWER IS GOING TO KILL JACK NOW> GOOD BYE JACK!!!
AND THEY ARE ON THE PLANE AND CHARLIE TELLS HIM THAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE AND HE IS UNDER ARREST FOR THE HEROIN AND DESMOND ISN'T THERE ANY MORE. AND THEY ARE LANDING AND SAYID WILL SEE HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!! AND JIN IS THERE WITH THE EWATCH THAT HE IS DELIVERING AnD BOONE IS ALIVE STILL!!! AND KATE IS GOING>>> AND AAAaAAAAAA
AND THEY ARE COMING FOR KATE!! THE POLICE< NO THEY ARE COMING FOR CHARLIE!! AWWW POOR CHARLIEE!!! AND THEY ARE ALL GETTING OFF THE PLANE!!! OH AND JOHN STILL NEEDS THE WHEEL CHAIR BUT HE ISN'T GRUMPY ABOUT IT? DID THEY LET HIM ON TEH WALK ABOUT THEN?!
OH WAIT HTTERE IS MORE THEY ARE GOING TO THE TEMPLE TO FIX SAYID!!! AND THEY HAVE THE GUITAR. BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IN THE CASE? HE SAYS IT IS NOT A GUITAR. SAWYER IS GOING TO BURRY JULIET.
AND THEY ARE IN LAX AND JACK HAS TO GO TO THE CURTUSY DESK. IT SEEMS THAT THE COFFIN WITH JACK'S DAD NEVER GOT ONTO THE PLANE. OOOOOOPPPPS IT WENT MISSING?! WTF?! TALK ABOUT MISSING LUGGAGE!!!
THEY ARE GOING INTO THE HOLE FOT THE TMPELE AND THEY FOUND DEAD FRENCH PEOPLE OH POOR DEAD FRENCH PERSON. AND KATE HAS GONE MISSING IN THE TMEPLE AND JACK HAS RUN AHEAD AND SOMEONE HAS STARTTED ATTACKING THEM AND JACK IS LOST?! AND SOMONE IS RUNNING IN THE DARK AND HAS GRABBED JACK. OH IT IS OTHERS!!! OH MY THAT IS A TEMPLE. THAT IS A REAL TEMPLE. WITH MONKS? OHMYFUCKINGWTFBBQPLOARBARERTEMPLE!!
And they are going through customs with Kate and her guy and they are going to the batroom but she is picking the lock to her cuffs with Jack's pen taht she stole on the plane. And she's gotten out and knocked him down taken hse gun... and everything and she's running again. And is in teh elevator with Sawyer. And Sawyer is being a bastard adn is now burrying Juliet with Miles. But He wants iles to tell him what Juliet wanted to tell him.
He is a cranky Sawyer. Yo udon't like Saywer when he is cranky. iles is trying to find out. And Juliet wanted to tell Sawyer that it worked. It being the Bomb and that they're not on the Island any more. Even though they are on the island.
Clearly they all need to be wearing beards. All the people in Los Angeles need to be wearing the Evil Beards. Because that is clearly the Evil Mirror Universe. But we won't know because they're all clean-shaven. Maybe in this Mirror Universe all the evil people are clean shaven? OOOH That would be evil of them to confuse us like that! Because everyone knows that the evil people have the beards.
Anyway, back at the Temple there are hippy people including some who were on the plane. The first plane. And inside the guitar case there is an Ankh which has a note that says that if Sayid dies they're in a lot of trouble.
Jin and Sun are trying to get through security and there is a lot of money which wasn't declared. Sun is being asked if she understands any English and she says she doesn't.
And they're taking Sayid to the Spring. The water isn't clear. This is ... not good? I wonder if this is the spring where all the dead people go to to come back to life. The guy we can't understand cuts his hand and puts it int he water. It doesn't heal. Yes, this must mean that it's not working. They want to know who did it to Sayid, and Jack says he did. Well that it was his fault.
They say there are risks and dunk him into the pool, face first. And Sayid starts to jerk around awake but all the time in the glass hasn't gotten tout. And they are saying to stop! But the Others aren't. And then he stops moving around and the sand runs out. They pull him out. And Sayid is dead. This is not good. And Jack goes to check him out because he is a Doctor. But not The Doctor. and starts to perform CPR on him.
And Sayid is getting his stuff and Kate is trying to leave at baggage claim. And Kate is trying to get onto a Taxi cab and is now in one with Claire whit a gun.
And back at teh temple. Miles and Sawyer are back. Hugo is told to go and meet the guy who can't speak English. Who wants to know what Jacob told him. And the Temple people just found out that Jacob is dead. And calling out for action. Are they begin attacked by the smoke monster then? No, they're prepping to make sure they're not attacked by the Smoke Monster.
Ben wants to know who he is. He's not a happy Ben. Not!Locke is telling Ben what John thought. About how weak and pathetic he was. And how he at least had the brains to realize how much better the life he had on the island was than the one in the Real World. Not!Locke wants to go home. Where ever that is. Likely the Temple.
And they are back at the Temple waiting. Sawyer wakes up and is having a Moment with Kate. He's being a bit Emo and Evil Eye at Jack. Sawyer isn't going to kill him, just let him live.
Nack at LAX they don't have the body. Still. Talking to John Locke about what they lost. John lost some luggage and Jack ... has no coffin. John is a lot happier man. And more spiritual like person. Jack asks what happened to John because he's a spinal surgeon and gives him a card for a consultation.
And Not!John comes out of the Temple and talks to Richard who is no longer in chains and then gets beaten up by Not!Locke who knocks him out and walks off with Richard past John's body.
At the Temple they tell Jack that they need to talk to him private and then Sayid wakes up as he is fighting.
And.... ait's over.
Wow.
