sensitive to the touch

[kippurbird]

My mom has ruined my sex life for me.

When we were at the doctor's the doctor did some poking of my back and spine which caused a lot of jumping on my end. I am exceptionally sensitive to touch, as it was shown by the poking. Even a little stimuli gets a large reaction out of me. All of this leads up to my mother's statement as we drive off:

"I bet you're going to have some really great orgasms."

You know, mothers aren't supposed to talk about those things with their kids, are they?

Comments

[torylltales.livejournal.com]

0.o

Someone's ticklish, hmm? :P Now I know what to threaten you with if I'm ever impatient for the next Inheritance Sporking installment. XD

[sinanju.livejournal.com]

Depends. I'm ticklish, but at some point early on I developed the instinctive response of striking anyone who tickled me. I don't think about it--it just happens. As defense mechanisms go, it works pretty well.

[torylltales.livejournal.com]

Wait until after years of kung fu training, then see what kind of defense mechanism you throw up. :P

Ah break yer wrist with mah pinkie.

[brightrosefox.livejournal.com]

...Unless they're my mother. ;)

(Then again, my mom and I are the Gilmore Girls, so we talk about everything. I told my mom about my first wet dream, my first sexual intercourse experience, my first bisexual experience, and my first anal sex experience. Then again, she's an artist and anatomist, so she's not fazed by anything related to the human body.)

[pandoras-closet.livejournal.com]

I think you've just proved that it very much depends on the mother.

[brightrosefox.livejournal.com]

Right. Most of my friends would be mortified to talk about sex with their mothers and are actually very startled whenever they witness a conversation between me and my mother.
I guess it's also because Mom raised me to be very expressive and frank with her about my body, since my disabilities affect my body in certain intimate ways and she said that my sexual and sensual sensitivities might be affected, which is true.

[notadoor.livejournal.com]

Yup. Every time I come out to my mom with another startling revelation about my sexual/romantic life, her reaction is "oh yeah, I did that in the seventies."

[brightrosefox.livejournal.com]

Heh.
Sometimes followed by "...and did you try it this way? I find it's more comfortable. It's what I did with your dad the other night."

I once called her one Saturday, and she said, "Um, can I call you back? We're about to have sex."

[thelittlebudgie.livejournal.com]

:P Personally, as another person who's really sensitive to touch, it just means I get oversensitive far too quickly.

But, uh, I think I'd have to join a convent if my mother ever made a comment like that.

[palmer-kun.livejournal.com]

You're an adult, so this kind of topic is no longer verboten

[falconwhitaker.livejournal.com]

I don't care what age you are, there are just some things that mothers should not bring up without prior written agreement. I'm only just about okay with talking with my mum about periods, let alone sex! e-e

[kjtaylor.livejournal.com]

You know what? I think I attract weird people. I meet them all the time. I have a mental list of all the nuts, loons, cultists and editors I come across, and some of them are pretty out there.

Your mum just made my list vicariously.

[easol.livejournal.com]

I would die on the spot.