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kippurbirdNight had fallen sending the sky into a blackness covered with a splay of glimmering white stars. Behind them loomed the great mountain of the Heligrand, a dark shadow staring down at them daring them to try and probe its depth and gain its inner most secrets. Here though, in front of the campfire, things seemed a bit warmer.
Eragon could see Roran tending to his meat.
Stiff on the stick, he turned and twisted it, touching it to make sure it was well done. Roran did love his meat. The noises he made while eating it was pure pleasure. And then he savored the final juices licking them from his fingers. Sucking them to make sure he got every last gooey bit off.
Alone, by himself, though, Eragon twisted his staff absently -nervously- as he watched. It looked so good. He could remember the feel the meat deep in his throat, taking it down, the juices over flowing; leaking out of his mouth and dribbling down his chin. The taste of it, so good, so warm.
Oh! How he wished he could share Roran's meat!
As if noticing his studious gaze, Roran stood up and held his meat stick; pointing it at Eragon.
"You want this, don't you?" he said, waving it temptingly. Oh so temptingly!
Eragon waved his hand. His voice horse, "I can't Roran, I swore off it. It's not good to eat meat." He didn't sound convincing to himself and to Roran.
The meat stick waved closer so that he could smell it! "I know you want it Eragon, we always shared our meat back home. It was so good on those cold winter nights as we huddled together. Take it! I want to share with you!"
Eragon shook his head, turning away from the meat trying to quell his longing for it.
If you don't wish to have Roran's meat, then I shall," Saphira interjected. Her great head reached for the meat and sucked it off so quickly Roran only had time for a loud gasp of surprise.
If possible, she had a smirk on her face. "You have good meat, Roran Stronghammer. I shall
wish to enjoy more of it later.
Breathing hard, Roran could barely say, "Yes... it's good to know that someone enjoys it."
Eragon could see Roran tending to his meat.
Stiff on the stick, he turned and twisted it, touching it to make sure it was well done. Roran did love his meat. The noises he made while eating it was pure pleasure. And then he savored the final juices licking them from his fingers. Sucking them to make sure he got every last gooey bit off.
Alone, by himself, though, Eragon twisted his staff absently -nervously- as he watched. It looked so good. He could remember the feel the meat deep in his throat, taking it down, the juices over flowing; leaking out of his mouth and dribbling down his chin. The taste of it, so good, so warm.
Oh! How he wished he could share Roran's meat!
As if noticing his studious gaze, Roran stood up and held his meat stick; pointing it at Eragon.
"You want this, don't you?" he said, waving it temptingly. Oh so temptingly!
Eragon waved his hand. His voice horse, "I can't Roran, I swore off it. It's not good to eat meat." He didn't sound convincing to himself and to Roran.
The meat stick waved closer so that he could smell it! "I know you want it Eragon, we always shared our meat back home. It was so good on those cold winter nights as we huddled together. Take it! I want to share with you!"
Eragon shook his head, turning away from the meat trying to quell his longing for it.
If you don't wish to have Roran's meat, then I shall," Saphira interjected. Her great head reached for the meat and sucked it off so quickly Roran only had time for a loud gasp of surprise.
If possible, she had a smirk on her face. "You have good meat, Roran Stronghammer. I shall
wish to enjoy more of it later.
Breathing hard, Roran could barely say, "Yes... it's good to know that someone enjoys it."
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BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Date: 2009-04-02 06:05 pm (UTC)sucked it off
sucked it off
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Date: 2009-04-02 08:15 pm (UTC)What amazing food porn. I have seldom read such a homoerotic description of food.
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Date: 2009-04-04 03:34 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-04-03 02:28 am (UTC)It could almost be a study in contemporary gender issues: While the humans whole-heartedly enjoy their "meat", the Elves forbid it, and place all kinds of restrictions on "food practices" and conventions...
But we all know Paolini wouldn't try that.
Seriously, this is effing hilarious.
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Date: 2009-04-03 05:06 am (UTC)The rupturing of my vocal cords.
Date: 2009-05-13 06:24 pm (UTC)...Best damn google search I ever made.
I was reading the nominations for all those WTF and DxM moments and I was blown away.Your other stuff is really good as well. I am only an young critic and Journalism student but I can honestly say I respect all the critiquing work you've done that I've come across so far.
Re: The rupturing of my vocal cords.
Date: 2009-05-13 06:31 pm (UTC)And thank you. It warms my fuzzy little heart to hear such appreciations. I hope you stay on to read the rest of the critiques.
Re: The rupturing of my vocal cords.
Date: 2009-05-13 06:47 pm (UTC)And yes I completely agree the Eragon-turned-elf was the biggest Deus Ex Machina I have come across in a long....long...time.
Oh and as for the 'I cant believe Polini wrote that moment'- that was the definitely Murtag's Darth Vader ripoff. You know the whole - 'Morzan is our father' moment he pulled.
XD. Luke Skywalker is rolling in his grave somewhere. XD
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