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[kippurbird]

To whomever moved/took the parakeet.

Yes, I know it's only a two dollar toy that I put up on the first aid box. But it was my two dollar toy that I put up there for decoration of the office. As I have been searching for it and cannot find it, I cannot assume that it has been moved.

So, whoever has taken it. Shame on you. It has been missed.

And I certainly hope it wasn't taken.

Jerkass.

Kips.

Comments

[dergerm.livejournal.com]

You should put another one up, but attach it to some exposed wires. Oh, and have a camera set up to take a picture of the person during their death throes! Then hellooooo internet!

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

You always have the best ideas.

[cassildra.livejournal.com]

As a fellow member of library_mofo and a former library worker... Sometimes librarians are jerks! I'm sorry. I wish them many paper cuts :(

[madamsnape.livejournal.com]

Put up a missing poster, offering a reward. Then in REALLY small print, on the back, state that the reward will be a punch in the face for stealing it in the first place. :P

What idiots!