kippurbird | the continuing adventures of Sally, LSC

So Monday comes around and I get a phone call from Sally. She wants to know how I'm doing. She had been out on vacation. Not that I noticed. She wanted to know if I had talked to another LSC during the two weeks she had been on vacation. I said no. She said that's a good thing because some of them are a bit strange.

I gave a long beat of silence, trying not to laugh.

Pot Kettle much?

So we meet on Thursday. She ends up chit chatting for two hours. To my mom. When I try to bring her to buisness she laughs. Saying that sometimes she just chats to her clients. We think we're getting rid of her when she says that she needs to go shopping, but then she stays for another hour.

When I complain about the upcoming drive to school. She suggests that I go and stand on the bridge by our house and watch the traffic flow. For an entire day.

And I'm like, WTF? Where'd that come from? I have better things to do than to watch a parking lot.

I swear she's like completely out there sometimes. Most of the time actually.