A short and silly story

[kippurbird]

Not my D&D game but still hilarious.

Talking to a fellow gamer geek and he told me about the previous night's game play. The group had wandered into a sort of fairy land and ran into a bunch of were-wolves. The half-orc barbarian decided that he wanted to get bit by a were-wolf so that he could be a half-or barbarian were-wolf.

The were-wolves were a bit spooked by this behavior, but the barbarian did managed to get bitten several times. However he kept on making his fortitude saves, so no go on the catching of lycanthropy. Eventually they kill all of them, but one. The barbarian goes running after the wolf and grapples him.

He says to the DM that he wants to be holding the wolf in a position that it would be required to bite him to escape. Unfortunately, he never said how he was holding the wolf.

The barbarian is now a half-orc barbarian eunuch.

Comments

[silver-chipmunk.livejournal.com]

That's freaking hilarious!

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Yes. That's the mark of a good DM there.

[eddiesteddy4711.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! I think I love that DM for doing that~

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

He's great. I've started in on a Shadowrun campaign with him. Good fun.

[smurasaki.livejournal.com]

Hey, he got what he wanted. *chortles*

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes he did.

[acdragonmaster.livejournal.com]

....oh wow. I am so linking this to aaaaalll my gamer friends. XD *cracking up*

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

^_^

[oneinnabun.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha. I love roleplaying anecdotes like that.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

When people wonder why I do these sort of games, I just recall these stories and smile happily. Hours upon hours of entertainment.

[mad-troll.livejournal.com]

Someone didn't follow
"Thou shalt not annoy the GM"

Hah! Thanks for the laugh :)

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Or "Thou shalt not annoy the GM unless you want something horrible to happen to you."

You're welcome!

[amamelina.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is so cool. I highly doubt any of my old GMs would have thought of that. Mine tended to be wishy-washy.

The barbarian is now a half-orc barbarian eunuch.

Sooooo, I take it he made his saving throw and is not a were-wolf?

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I've gotten pretty lucky with my GM's as they've all been Evil, as a good GM should be.


Yes, he did. He is not a were-wolf.

[amamelina.livejournal.com]

Kipper, my dear, we have got to share stories. All good GMs are evil (but sometimes, evil players make the game).

[emily-goddess.livejournal.com]

Have you read DM of the Rings?