Breather!

Apr. 9th, 2008 10:37 am
kippurbird: (Zombies! The answer to everything!)
[personal profile] kippurbird
Chapter twenty one.

This is the last one for a bit as I have to return the book to the library.

Recap of last chapter: They had bad sex.



Have fucked each other senseless they all cuddle themselves to sleep. There's a long description on how exactly they are cuddled, descriptions like, "Nathaniel snuggled closer to me, as if he'd pressed his ass through me into Micah, but I didn't mind. I liked it close."

It takes three paragraphs to describe how they fell as sleep.

Then two sentences later, she wakes up. Looking around she sees a shadow. Just as she's about to scream a voice floats into her mind, telling her not to scream necromancer. Oh that's right. Anita's a necromancer. Duh. I completely forgot about it. Anita figures out who the shadow is.

"Who..." Then I smelled it; night. Night out of doors, night some place warm and soft with the scent of jasmine on the air. I knew who it was. "Marmee Noi" was the least rude of the nicknames the vampires called her. She was the Mother of All Darkness; she as the first vampire, and the ruler of their council, though she'd been in hibernation, or a coma, for more than a thousand years. The last time I'd seen her in a dream she'd been as bit as the ocean, as black as the space between the stars. She'd scared the shit out of me


I'm not really sure what night smells like. And I'm not really sure what language Marmee is. All I get from this paragraph is that she's supposed to be one scary mother fucker. Who's asleep. Not very threating that.

When Anita asks her why she's there Noi says because Anita interests her. Of course Anita interests her. Who isn't interested in Anita?

The reason why Anita interests her is because she might be able to wake her up after her long sleep. Of course.

Noi tells Anita that:

"Jean-Claude has still not made you his, still not crossed that last line with you. Until he does, another more powerful than he can take what is his, and finish it."

They talk for a bit more, Noi sort of whining about how she doesn't know how to be human any more and then she shows Anita her "true form"

She vanished; no she became the dark. She became the darkness in the room. One minute she was a central point, almost a body, the next she was the darkness. She hung in the dark of the room, and that darkness had weight and knowledge. I was like every other human who had ever huddled around the fire because they could feel the darkness pressing around them. Feel the darkness waiting for them. She didn't try to talk to me now, she simply was, not words, not even images, but something I had no words for. She simply was. A summer night does not talk to you, but it exists. The dark of a moonless night does not thing, but is alive with a thousand eyes, a thousand sounds. She was that night, with one addition: she could think. You don't want the dark to be able to think, because it won't think anything you wanted to know.


So Noi was dark? Like the night? I'm not sure, but I think that's what she's saying. I know that Hamilton is trying to reinforce the idea that Noi is dark -whatever that means- but the way she does it feels utterly redundant.

Getting drowned in the dark, she calls upon the wolf. Her wolf which chases Noi away.

So, this entire chapter? Utterly useless. I have a feeling we won't see Noi again, any more than we'll see Bella Morte. Then why this chapter? To prove how special Anita is. Also to set up drama for the next chapter when Anita loses control over her wolf.

Which'll have to wait for a while.

Date: 2008-04-09 09:10 pm (UTC)
prototypical: (Hello Kitty rape)
From: [personal profile] prototypical
I'm not sure if "Mommy Dearest", as Anita calls her, shows up again in this book or not, but she's appeared before and has a bigger role in The Harlequin. Honestly the thought of her waking up and having a series-ending showdown with Anita is the only thing that keeps me still reading the books.

Date: 2008-04-10 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Anita's going to win, you know.

Date: 2008-04-09 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silver-chipmunk.livejournal.com
Er, coming to this a bit late, but does the book actually have a plot?

Date: 2008-04-10 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
As far as I been able to tell: Anita is pregnant and needs to find a new person to Have sex with feed off of.

Date: 2008-04-09 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mranon-y-mous.livejournal.com
Anita, a lowly unimportant human mets the mother of vampires... Yeah right. If my Mother of Vampires met Anita, she'd offer Anita as a snack to her boy-toys. No wait, that would insult them. They would just kill her.

Date: 2008-04-10 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Anita is not at all lowly and unimportant. Duh. Haven't you realized this by now?

Date: 2008-04-11 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Especially since it gets pounded into you every three pages or so.

Date: 2008-04-09 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] spoofmaster
My immediate thought upon reading the bit about how everyone is interested in Anita: the mother of all vampires wants to have hot Anita lesbian sex. Seriously, I bet if she ever woke up, that's what would happen.

In other news, I'm thinking of starting a sporking of my own, of a Soviet science fiction story that's been driving me nuts with its smug idiocy.

Date: 2008-04-10 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reverie-shadow.livejournal.com
There is no lesbian sex in Anitaland. There is only heterosexual sex.

And AIDS.

Seriously. Were the guys in the previous chapter doing anything with each other, or just with Anita? Talk about boring.

Date: 2008-04-10 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] spoofmaster
There is no lesbian sex in Anitaland. There is only heterosexual sex.

Well, of course not! What would happen is Noi would come on to Anita, and then Anita would go on and on in her head about how much it weirded her out. Anita would succeed in wriggling out of it despite the fact that Noi should be a lot stronger, and then they'd all go have an orgy in which everyone paid attention to Anita, except for when maybe one guy would go pay attention to Noi. Then Anita would feel jealous, and her straying sex slave would have to beg her forgiveness. Then Richard might show up and point out that it wasn't such a good idea to have an orgy with the mother of all vampires, and they would all join together to group hug him--as a trick, of course, since the moment he let down his guard Anita would personally crucify him, to the joy of all her sex slaves.

THAT'S what would happen.

Date: 2008-04-10 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
AIDS?


Just Anita. Like she was some sort of whore.

Date: 2008-04-11 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] subieko.livejournal.com
In threesomes between a bunch of straight people, what DO the same-sex participents do with each other, if anything? Sounds kind of complicated...

Date: 2008-04-11 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
They all fuck Anita...somehow...they take turns.

Date: 2008-04-10 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
*snerks* If Gay Sex existed in Anita-land then I'd totally go for that.

Yay!

Date: 2008-04-09 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] subieko.livejournal.com
She can say 'ass', but not 'penis'? -__-;;; Also, this sudden appearance by Ms. Darkness feels odd and out-of-place, because I don't feel like the earlier story led up this in any way. There was no implication that something important was coming, no tension, no foreshadowing at all. It didn't seem like there was anything more than pettiness and personal problems, which means that it feels weird to suddenly have Super-Important-Marmee appear.

Meh. Boring chapter. And their snuggling sounds really awkward.

Date: 2008-04-09 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amamelina.livejournal.com
Ok, what I don't get is why are they going to sleep now? Don't they have, like, important business to take care of? Why would they just jump in the sack and do the nasty and have a nap when JC's territory is being over run by visiting vampires? And what about the possible threats? (Uh, what book are we snarking again? Without a plot line, I'm lost)

Date: 2008-04-10 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Vampires die during the day. They can't do diddle squat. Also they had a very tiring bout of sex and need to sleep it off.

Does it really matter which one we're sporking?

Date: 2008-04-10 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Also, this sudden appearance by Ms. Darkness feels odd and out-of-place,

That's because it was odd and out of place.

Date: 2008-04-09 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smurasaki.livejournal.com
Zombies would definitely help. Especially if they ate the book. (I'm not sure the people in the book would appeal to them...no brains.)
Ms. Darkness might seem like plot making an appearance, if this wasn't chapter Twenty-One. -_- As it stands...yay...more pointlessness.

Have more cookies. Or possibly a stiff drink.

Date: 2008-04-10 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
There are zombies in this world, Anita raises them for a living. Not that you would know that from this book.

*takes both*

Date: 2008-04-09 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amamelina.livejournal.com
I swear, each time I hear of Marmee Noi/Mommy Dearest/whatever, I think of some big, fat Black woman with wire hangers. I'm not trying to be offensive, but I swear, that would be a kick-ass vampire. I'm putting her on my list, next to Tim the vampire. Every book should have Tim and Fat Mommy.

Date: 2008-04-11 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] subieko.livejournal.com
I think it would be cool to have a non-pasty-white-straight vampire. I admit, Marmee Noi makes me think of a black vampire, too. But I think that's just because my Lit class last year had a unit on post-colonial literature, and we read a bunch of stuff from the Carribean, particularly Haiti, and Marmee Noi reminds me of that...the semi-French-ness just adds to it.

It would be TOTALLY kick-ass.

Date: 2008-04-11 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
I had a vampire named Tom.

Date: 2008-04-10 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acdragonmaster.livejournal.com
See now, all the time I'm reading all those "first vampire" and "ruler of vampires" descriptors there, I keep thinking of the equivalent vampire character from the Suikoden videogame series. Who's... well, she looks something like this.

Somehow I doubt that's the image Anita's trying for here. |D

Date: 2008-04-10 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mranon-y-mous.livejournal.com
That's a pretty vampire. She's a bit moe, and nonthreatening. I bet she cooks really well.

Ah, Japan.

Date: 2008-04-10 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acdragonmaster.livejournal.com
Nah, more tsundere than moe. And I doubt she cooks, seeing as she seems to prefer getting other people to do things for her. Practically the antithesis of the traditional vampire, really.

Date: 2008-04-10 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mranon-y-mous.livejournal.com
Tsundere is a type of moe.

Date: 2008-04-11 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Nuuuu... I don't think so. She's too cute and not at all The Darkness that is Dark like the Darkness.

Date: 2008-04-10 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonic-sues.livejournal.com
Nathaniel snuggled closer to me, as if he'd pressed his ass through me into Micah

That sounds painful.

And the whole mommy vampire showing up just to say "OOGA BOOGA!" Boring.

*uses appropriate icon*

Date: 2008-04-11 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
It's just to show how powerful and interesting Anita is. So we'll worry about her and her baby.

Date: 2008-04-10 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] authoressarktos.livejournal.com
*sighs* I have no words for the stupidity.

...

Actually, I think I do. LKH, PLEASE STOP TRYING TO WRITE POETIC DESCRIPTIONS. YOU FAIL MISERABLY AT IT. I CAN'T TELL WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, AND I'M NOT PARTICULARLY BOTHERED BY THAT. THIS IS NOT THE RESPONSE YOU WANT FROM A READER.


Sorry for the capslock of rage Kippur, but it was cheaper than therapy *scowls at LKH*

Date: 2008-04-11 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Nah. Not bothered at all. It makes perfect sense to me.

Date: 2008-04-10 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-norseman.livejournal.com
If these retards ever ran into the World of Darkness Vampiric society...

Date: 2008-04-10 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-trickster-x.livejournal.com
Then my Toreador and Nosferatu would be forced to join forces for once in their (un)lives to destroy them. And it would be bloody and spectacular. =D

Date: 2008-04-11 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Dude, I'm busy killing them in my own story.

Date: 2008-04-11 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
All I get from this paragraph is that she's supposed to be one scary mother fucker. Who's asleep. Not very threating that.

It would be threatening if it was done right.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Date: 2008-04-11 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Well, of course, if it was done right...

Date: 2010-08-16 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jessaj.livejournal.com
You know what would be kinda neat, but highly unlikely?
If Anita, her powers and form and what-not, are being specifically engineered by 'mummy dearest', as well as her soul/personalities ties to said body are also being weakened over the course of the books so that when 'mummy' awakens she can implant herself into a nice, appealing new form.
Getting Anita to equal strength as she, and also taking advantage of any alliances, etc... that Anita has made and so on.
What do you think?

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