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[kippurbird]

So... Anita Blake Drinking Game?

Comments

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

I'd actually avoid "Every time she fucks" just because you'd be under the table before you were a quarter of the way through the book.

[evil_plotbunny]

I was about to say something similar.

[alexseanchai]

Never mind under the table. 'Dead of alcohol poisoning' is more like it.

[evewithanapple.livejournal.com]

Every time someone is said to be jealous of her. You'd be quite smashed by the end.

[delphinapterus.livejournal.com]

Every time that eye are described as lilac or drowning pools of blue.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Take a shot:

Every time that Richard objects to something and Anita shoots him down.

Every time a male is described in horrible 1980s clothes.

Every time one of Anita's special powers is mentioned.

Every time someone mentions the term "lion king."

[guardians-song.livejournal.com]

Every time the phrase "tight" or "wet" shows up.

Every time the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG hair on the males is mentioned.

If you really need to get smashed fast, take a sip every time the word "ardeur" or "arduer" appears. Also, every time the word "metaphysical" appears.

Every time Anita mentions how much she loves oral sex.

[prototypical]

Sip every time she mentions her homophobia.
Chug the whole thing whenever Jean-Claude infodumps
Drinks when someone changes from human to animal form

Edit: Also drink when she focuses on the size of a guy's cock, someone calls her The Executioner, or Richard threatens to kill Jean-Claude.

[dryaunda.livejournal.com]

Homophobia? You mean she doesn't like to watch?

[prototypical]

I'd comment further, but that would spoil part of this book.

[the-norseman.livejournal.com]

* Everytime there's bondage.
* Everytime Anita acts like a dominatrix but says she's not into it.
* Everytime she shags more than one man at once (one drink for each participant over two).
* Everytime the plot makes absolutely no sense.
* Everytime you could swear a male character acts like a flaming gay, but they STILL want Anita.

That ought to do it.

[wariena.livejournal.com]

* Everytime you could swear a male character acts like a flaming gay, but they STILL want Anita.

Doubles if it's Jean-Claude and Asher!

[kellicat.livejournal.com]

*Every time a female character is made to look bad in comparison to Anita

[sonic-sues.livejournal.com]

*Every time a guy who looks like an anime "bishie" shows up.
*Every time Hamilton preaches her morals at the reader.

[miladygrey.livejournal.com]

Every time someone's eye or hair color is described in great and excruciating detail because it's that special. Examples would be Nathaniel's ankle-length hair and lavender eyes, Micah's streaky hair and chartreuse cat-eyes, and poor Damian with his eyes like a Husky. Damian Dog-Eyes, yep...*opens another beer*

Oh, hi. *grins* Found you through lkh_lashouts, and I believe you are wise and made of win.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I don't quite know if WISE is the correct description for me here... :D

And welcome!

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

Clever and snarky, but not wise.

Wise would be putting the box in an iron box, dumping the box in wet concrete, then chucking it into the Marianas Trench.

[miladygrey.livejournal.com]

Wise in the snarky way, of course. Being able to analyze and debunk Anita's pseudo-Catholicism (for someone who bibbles on about Goddess this and Goddess that, she's quite desperate for Anita to cling to the remnants of her Christianity) in the very first chapter wins you many points.

And, to prove that I shouldn't blog after beer, it's Asher who has dog eyes, not Damian. Damian's just her vampire servant and part of her second triumvirate. "Just", I say. *rolls eyes. Eyes that aren't lavender, chartreuse, or Husky*