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kippurbirdRandom List for my D&D group. Todd was supposed to play but dropped out when GM wouldn't let him play the sort of character he wanted to. I took his place.
It takes place in Eberron.
Davros is an Artificer (Though he pretends like he's not)
Salis is a librarian (Expert)
T'Ahlek is a Sorcerer/Wizard/ Necromancer type thing
Ari is a Bard/Changling
Alec is a Rangerly sort with a tendency to blow things up when nervous or anxious.
Things Jerrin Havensbad/ Todd isn't allowed to do anymore
1. Taunt the Warforge. It confuses them and then they go berserk and try to kill the entire party.
2. Make Davros cry. He's already whiny enough.
3. Say, "Gee, doesn't Alec look anxious" when he's clearly not.
4. Tell Davros that your his long lost twin brother from Cyre.
5. Stenciling a dragonmark doesn't mean you have one.
6. Salis looks fabulous, no matter what. Telling her otherwise will hold up the party for three hours as she perfects her already perfect self.
7. Steal Ari's guitar.
8. Steal Ari's wine and blame it on the Warforge
9. Steal Davro's staff of Shrowthing
10. Okay, maybe that.
11. But you're not allowed to shrowth anything.
12. Especially the boat.
13. That's something Davros is supposed to do.
14. Ask the Warforge if they're fully functional in all ways.
15. No, it doesn't need to be just a little more sonic.
16. Not even Alec's swords.
17. Even if it would give him a plus two bonus.
18. Even if he wants it because it would give him a plus two bonus.
19. The Warforged are not Cybermen
20. Or Cylons
21. T'Ahlek is not a vampire.
22. Or the phantom of the opera. I will not sing any songs from the opera when he walks in.
23. He doesn't have a secret lair where he will try and romance Salis.
24. You are not Batman
25. Superman
26. Ask if Alec is good with ALL his swords.
27. Trying to kiss him is asking to be stabbed or beat. You will not do so.
28. Unless you really want to be injured.
29. Following T'Ahlek around going "yes Master... whatever you say master" wasn't funny the first time.
30. No. There aren't any Drow following you.
31. They aren't planning to steal your underwear.
32. Or eat your brains, those slimy bastards.
33. T'Ahlek is also not planning to eat his brains.
34. You don't need to follow him around going "Braaaaaiiiiiinsss"
35. In fact following him around is right out.
36. Looting dead bodies is fine. Looting sleeping party members is not.
37. You will not use "Grow Hair" on Salis' body.
38. There is no spell called "grow hair"
39. You can't even invent one.
40. Aren't you a fighter?
41. No, you can't multiclass to be able to invent one.
42. There is no Kill Everyone In Sight With One Blow feat.
43. You cannot convince the DM to make one.
44. Even if you say it's for Alec and not you.
45. Do not taunt the dragons.
46. Even the Lawful Good Red Dragons.
47. They can still eat you.
48. Paying for the pizza doesn't mean you automatically go up a level
49. Even if you use the munchkin card
50. Using any munchkin cards is right out.
Please keep this list with you at all times.
It takes place in Eberron.
Davros is an Artificer (Though he pretends like he's not)
Salis is a librarian (Expert)
T'Ahlek is a Sorcerer/Wizard/ Necromancer type thing
Ari is a Bard/Changling
Alec is a Rangerly sort with a tendency to blow things up when nervous or anxious.
Things Jerrin Havensbad/ Todd isn't allowed to do anymore
1. Taunt the Warforge. It confuses them and then they go berserk and try to kill the entire party.
2. Make Davros cry. He's already whiny enough.
3. Say, "Gee, doesn't Alec look anxious" when he's clearly not.
4. Tell Davros that your his long lost twin brother from Cyre.
5. Stenciling a dragonmark doesn't mean you have one.
6. Salis looks fabulous, no matter what. Telling her otherwise will hold up the party for three hours as she perfects her already perfect self.
7. Steal Ari's guitar.
8. Steal Ari's wine and blame it on the Warforge
9. Steal Davro's staff of Shrowthing
10. Okay, maybe that.
11. But you're not allowed to shrowth anything.
12. Especially the boat.
13. That's something Davros is supposed to do.
14. Ask the Warforge if they're fully functional in all ways.
15. No, it doesn't need to be just a little more sonic.
16. Not even Alec's swords.
17. Even if it would give him a plus two bonus.
18. Even if he wants it because it would give him a plus two bonus.
19. The Warforged are not Cybermen
20. Or Cylons
21. T'Ahlek is not a vampire.
22. Or the phantom of the opera. I will not sing any songs from the opera when he walks in.
23. He doesn't have a secret lair where he will try and romance Salis.
24. You are not Batman
25. Superman
26. Ask if Alec is good with ALL his swords.
27. Trying to kiss him is asking to be stabbed or beat. You will not do so.
28. Unless you really want to be injured.
29. Following T'Ahlek around going "yes Master... whatever you say master" wasn't funny the first time.
30. No. There aren't any Drow following you.
31. They aren't planning to steal your underwear.
32. Or eat your brains, those slimy bastards.
33. T'Ahlek is also not planning to eat his brains.
34. You don't need to follow him around going "Braaaaaiiiiiinsss"
35. In fact following him around is right out.
36. Looting dead bodies is fine. Looting sleeping party members is not.
37. You will not use "Grow Hair" on Salis' body.
38. There is no spell called "grow hair"
39. You can't even invent one.
40. Aren't you a fighter?
41. No, you can't multiclass to be able to invent one.
42. There is no Kill Everyone In Sight With One Blow feat.
43. You cannot convince the DM to make one.
44. Even if you say it's for Alec and not you.
45. Do not taunt the dragons.
46. Even the Lawful Good Red Dragons.
47. They can still eat you.
48. Paying for the pizza doesn't mean you automatically go up a level
49. Even if you use the munchkin card
50. Using any munchkin cards is right out.
Please keep this list with you at all times.
