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[kippurbird]

So... a lot of people have characters out there who rattle around in their heads. Why don't we have "Let's Kill Tristan" -athon where they all get to have a go at him?


Edit: Any suggestions on how to do this? I was thinking maybe a community? A sort of "Kill the Sue/Stu" place where various characters can go off and kill Canon Characters for stupidity etc.

Comments

[anarchicq.livejournal.com]

I love you!
Hmm...Now, do I use Suicide, ShadowWolf, or NecroRaver....?

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

All three? :D

[anarchicq.livejournal.com]

Is there anyway you can get on AIM? One of mine suddenly wants to meet one of yours.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I'm a work right now. Can't get on AIM. D: I won't be on AIM until later tonight.

[the-norseman.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwww...

But my idea for Triscuits death would revolve around them encountering a competent enemy... you know any competent enemy? I got a few ideas for that.

[x-trickster-x.livejournal.com]

Where can I sign up? =D Ashburn's got his machete at the ready for this one.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Yay for bloody violence!

I was thinking about a community maybe... dunno yet.

[authoressarktos.livejournal.com]

*evil grin* I'm totally in. I think Ghost would like a good bash at this guy.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Of course he would. Who wouldn't? The arrogant snot nose prick that he is.

[authoressarktos.livejournal.com]

I like the community idea. We could call it 'Cheaper Than Therapy'!...on second thought, it should be something that sounds very clever and witty...with counts me out in terms of names. *sits back and watches the fun anyways*

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

I'll have to ponder it. Fifteen characters are rather limiting at times.

[authoressarktos.livejournal.com]

We could also call it 'asfdfdhhejkshhu'...you know, like someone head-desking their keyboard? (Which I do not recommend, by the way DX)

...Yeah, it's dorky XD

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Maybe.

SmackingtheStu?

death_to_stus ?

[guardians-song.livejournal.com]

sue_hunting?

mass_ppcing?

kill_all_stus?

[syderia]

"Cheaper Than Therapy" could be the subtitle.

[authoressarktos.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me!

[evewithanapple.livejournal.com]

Let's see- I've got a witch/werewolf (werewitch?) a baby witch, a teenaged prostitute, and a snarky intellectual. I'm in.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Oooh... snarky intellectual. Tristan will never know what hit him!

[syderia]

A community would be so great!

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I'll make one up later.

Maybe: Deathtosues? DeathtoTriscut? I dunno...

[syderia]

Something more general than DeathtoTriscuit, I think. That way, we can get rid of other Sues/Stu.

SuesHell ?

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Yes. Agreed. Triv recommend "Whack_a_sue".

[syderia]

I like it.

[reverie-shadow.livejournal.com]

That or SmackingStues. I think it has a rather nice ring to it. Since that way we're not only restricted to murdering Triscuit, but other characters as well, like Eragon and Dan Brown-- Er, I mean, Robert. Yes. Or whatever the main character's name was.

[dracorn-adagio.livejournal.com]

My character Nerrissa is most displeased about Angel. I'm in!

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. Someone needs to go and get rid of Angel, they do.

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

*snerk* I wonder what Triv would think of Triscuit? Nothing good, I'm sure. I'm debating whether she'd demolish him with common sense or attempt to beat some sense into his head and find that the level of smackdown required to penetrate his thick skull would require actually taking the top of his skull off.

EDIT: Maybe smack_a_sue would be a good name? XD

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Triv vs Triscuit = AWESOME!!

Alec suggests she do both.

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

Alec would. XD

[guardians-song.livejournal.com]

Sweeeeeeeet.

My sporkers would like a go at him. >:D

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Everyone wants a go at him!! It's like candy!

[sonic-sues.livejournal.com]

Derek would like a whack at him and Eragon. He's a trickster spirit like Loki or Puck, and thinks it's funny to torment silly, snotty mortals.

[kunolacarai.livejournal.com]

Just remembered a story by Limyaael you might like. "The Game of the Gods" (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1518794/1/), which reveals the secret origin of all Mary Sues.

[christinaathena.livejournal.com]

Alas, my Dzesa would merely command Tristan's death. Navesh might kill him himself, if need be, but he wouldn't get fancy. He's not really one for killing off the battlefield. If he met him in the heat of battle, he'd kill him without a second thought, but otherwise he'd probably just order his execution.

Now chiNikan ... she might get creative ... especially if this were later in her reign, and if the rumors about her were true.

[reverie-shadow.livejournal.com]

That is one of the single most awesome ideas ever. I would totally join.

*Sharpens scythe.*

[kunenk.livejournal.com]

Oooh, yes! *beams* We were kind of thinking something along those lines, although it was more one of mine being all pouty he didn't get a go at Tristan.

[thelittlebudgie.livejournal.com]

Hee. I'll join in. Now, to choose a character...

[(Anonymous)]

I think I may have unconsciously made Tristan's good twin, but I haven't been able to make myself sit down and put him in a story yet, so he might have too much Tristan and too little good. It'd probably be a lot of fun to have him drive Tristan insane and then bleed him dry in less than half a second though. I'd just need to stop being lazy and get an LJ account.

That reminds me, does anyone have any idea what Tristan can do with his magic?

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

So far? Anything, in Theory.

[wariena.livejournal.com]

>=D Oh yeah. Bring on the carnage! I'd gladly break out the heavy artilery on that bastard- he stole five minutes of my life every morning. XD