Our new section begins with gibberish, once again.
I like the fact that women of endowed blood aren't allowed to be good. Or that normal people can't be as good as people with endowed blood. Men with endowed blood that is. Women are still crap. So, a normal guy could save an entire village of people from the Minions but he still wouldn't be as good as Gimpy. I love this guy's morality. It's not what you do apparently but what you were born that makes you good or evil.
Ahh... so, on we go. Failee and Sister are admiring the room where the Blood Communion will take place. There's a long description of the room. Complete with thrones and a pentangle on the ground. Sister's blood is talking to her now telling her that it's her destiny. What is with all this talking blood. Why is there always talking blood? It's getting silly now. Can't there be something else, like the gut or a vision or... something? Why is it always the talking blood?
My blood told me too.
We get some of Newcomb's fantasies. I think he really has a thing for Sushi.
You know, there's nothing really snarky I can say to that. We already know that Newcomb has issues and this just sort of proves it. We really didn't need to know this. I really didn't want to know this. And yet now I do.
The rest of the Sorceresses are there to feed "them". They've decided to feed Stefan to "them". Stefan is the one that couldn't get it up for Sushi. He couldn't get it up again, so she is unhappy. Dwarf is there and he's feeling horribly guilty about all of this. He even gives us a Dire Proclamation. "But I swear I will live to see this bitch die... Even if must somehow kill her myself" I think that's nine.
Sushi demands that Dwarf throw Stefan in to a pit of horrible hissing things. He is surprised that she's asking him to do this because apparently over three hundred years she never made him kill someone. I find this highly unlikely. But the only point of it is to make him hesitate long enough for sister to say, "let me kill him." She then shoves the guy over, "Feeling the endowed blood rushing through her veins with more sheer joy than she had ever known". Murder makes you happy when you're evil!
Dwarf cries TWO single tears.
I is sad now. =(
Now we skip over to Triscuit and Earwig. Triscuit wakes up and he feels hungover. Then someone holds a sword to his throat and I'm happy. We see Earwig who is curled up like a baby a little bit away. It actually says that, not in so many words, but it says that. They're in Dwarf's aviary. The guy with the sword demands that Triscuit tell him who he is.
Truiscit spills. Apparently naming his sister's makes the guy with the sword relax. Once he's satisfied with Triscuit's identification the guy, we learn is named Ian and he's a leper. Having endowed blood protects you from leprosy. It's a magic cure all! And it talks to you! WOO! I want some! Faegan also told Ian that there is no leprosy in Eutracia.
Earwig says this is not at all true.
The wizards are Jesus! Not only that but they're mind controlling Jesus! Because they're able to undo psychological damage! Because they're just that special!
Anyway, they have to wait two days until Dwarf shows up again. Good stopping point.
It is not the absence of evil that perpetuates goodness. That alone is the province of the teachings of the Vigors, and is found to be most true in the hearts of kind men of endowed blood. It is however, the absence of goodness that allows evil to survive.
I like the fact that women of endowed blood aren't allowed to be good. Or that normal people can't be as good as people with endowed blood. Men with endowed blood that is. Women are still crap. So, a normal guy could save an entire village of people from the Minions but he still wouldn't be as good as Gimpy. I love this guy's morality. It's not what you do apparently but what you were born that makes you good or evil.
Ahh... so, on we go. Failee and Sister are admiring the room where the Blood Communion will take place. There's a long description of the room. Complete with thrones and a pentangle on the ground. Sister's blood is talking to her now telling her that it's her destiny. What is with all this talking blood. Why is there always talking blood? It's getting silly now. Can't there be something else, like the gut or a vision or... something? Why is it always the talking blood?
My blood told me too.
We get some of Newcomb's fantasies. I think he really has a thing for Sushi.
The second mistress was dressed in a black leather vest and breeches, but tight fitting and leaving little to the imagination. Black elbow-length gauntlets and high helled knee boots also in shiny black leather completed the picture, and she carried a long riding crop in her left hand.
You know, there's nothing really snarky I can say to that. We already know that Newcomb has issues and this just sort of proves it. We really didn't need to know this. I really didn't want to know this. And yet now I do.
The rest of the Sorceresses are there to feed "them". They've decided to feed Stefan to "them". Stefan is the one that couldn't get it up for Sushi. He couldn't get it up again, so she is unhappy. Dwarf is there and he's feeling horribly guilty about all of this. He even gives us a Dire Proclamation. "But I swear I will live to see this bitch die... Even if must somehow kill her myself" I think that's nine.
Sushi demands that Dwarf throw Stefan in to a pit of horrible hissing things. He is surprised that she's asking him to do this because apparently over three hundred years she never made him kill someone. I find this highly unlikely. But the only point of it is to make him hesitate long enough for sister to say, "let me kill him." She then shoves the guy over, "Feeling the endowed blood rushing through her veins with more sheer joy than she had ever known". Murder makes you happy when you're evil!
Dwarf cries TWO single tears.
Geldon lowered his head, and a tear began to form in each of his eyes and run down the lengths of his cheeks. one tear for the slave,he thought. And one tear for the princess this new sorceress used to be.
I is sad now. =(
Now we skip over to Triscuit and Earwig. Triscuit wakes up and he feels hungover. Then someone holds a sword to his throat and I'm happy. We see Earwig who is curled up like a baby a little bit away. It actually says that, not in so many words, but it says that. They're in Dwarf's aviary. The guy with the sword demands that Triscuit tell him who he is.
Truiscit spills. Apparently naming his sister's makes the guy with the sword relax. Once he's satisfied with Triscuit's identification the guy, we learn is named Ian and he's a leper. Having endowed blood protects you from leprosy. It's a magic cure all! And it talks to you! WOO! I want some! Faegan also told Ian that there is no leprosy in Eutracia.
Earwig says this is not at all true.
"First there was leprosy in the kingdom Eutracia," Wigg began. "The Coven induced it into the population during the war, and then dispersed rumors throughout the land that it was an intentional by-product of male endowed blood. Their plans proved to be quite successful, and we knew we had to find a cure to reverse both the physical and psychological damage that had been done." He looked at Ian, anticipating the effect of his next words. "We found it," he said compassionately.
The wizards are Jesus! Not only that but they're mind controlling Jesus! Because they're able to undo psychological damage! Because they're just that special!
Anyway, they have to wait two days until Dwarf shows up again. Good stopping point.