Because it is true. More facts about Kippur.

[kippurbird]

More True Facts About Kippur

• Because of Kippur, there was no Y2K virus.
  
• Kippur knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop and she's not telling
• The answer maybe 42, but only Kippur knows what the question is.
  
• While in New York, Kippur got rid of all the Alligators in the sewers.
  
• Kippur can make it snow in LA, she just likes the warm weather.
  
• In the hills of Death Valley there is a small cult devoted to the worship of Kippur.
  
• Kippur knows who wrote the Book of Love.
• If you read Kippur's journal entries backwards there are satanic messages.
  
• If you read Kippur's journal entries upside down you will find true predictions of the future.
  
• When Kippur goes to Baskin Robins, they have a thirty second flavor for her.
• Kippur mugged the Tooth Fairy and got away with it.
• When people talk about "them" or "they" they're talking about Kippur.
• Kippur has boldly gone where no man has gone before, before Kirk did.
  
• Kippur split the atom, with her bare hands.
  
• Without Kippur, the sun will not rise.
• Kippur really likes meat. She also likes to share it.
• In Kippur's bedroom closet there is a doorway to the nether realms.
• When Kippur yawns, the whole world yawns with her.
• Every time you have a dirty thought, Kippur kills a kitten.
  
• Kippur took the Doctor for a spin in her TARDIS and he wants more.
  
• Kippur built the Black Pearl.
  
• Kippur knows what lurks in the hearts of men.
  
• Dream dreams about Kippur.
• Jesus saves, Kippur invests.
• Kippur created the platypus to confuse people.
• Kippur always makes her will save.
• Dust bunnies keep Kippur away.
• The world does revolve around Kippur.
  
• Kippur has a secret base in the Grand Canyon.
  
• The CIA and the FBI have Kippur under twenty four hour watch, except on the Jewish Holidays.
• Kippur is a part of the Q-Continuum. They call her R.
• Kippur invented chocolate
• Kippur has an eight day week. She hates it greatly.
  
• Kippur is also known as Darth Kippur, Scourge of the Galactic Empire.
• Magneto maybe the master of Magnetism, but Kippur is the master of Magnesium.
  
• Kippur wrote this list while asleep and made no typs.
  

Comments

[trinadi.livejournal.com]

In Kippur's bedroom closet there is a doorway to the nether realms

Does this mean you are from the movie Poltergeist? Because I'm getting visuals of you going into that particular closet to have tea with 'the Beast'

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Kippur does not have tea with "the Beast" but occasionally they share hot chocolate and biscuits.

[trinadi.livejournal.com]

Hmm Bethany suggests adding a mint teabag to said hot chocolate. It tastes really good, especially when made with Tim Hortons hot chocolate.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Kippur will take up this suggestion and thanks Bethany for it.

[faded-enmity.livejournal.com]

"In the hills of Death Valley there is a small cult devoted to the worship of Kippur."

I think I saw them that last time I was up there!

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

The cult of Kippur often plays golf in the Devil's Golf Course, perhaps you saw them there.

Isn't Death Valley awesome? I love going there. Especially in the winter.

Also, your icon is win.

[thelittlebudgie.livejournal.com]

Heh. You and Hugh Gallagher should get together someday...

http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/susan/joke/essay.htm

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Kippur is Hugh Gallagher.

[thelittlebudgie.livejournal.com]

Aha! It all makes sense now!

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

All those who bask in the glory of Kippur will become enlightened.

[x-trickster-x.livejournal.com]

Kippur really likes meat. She also likes to share it.

Speaking of meat, I don't know if you've read it but it's a three way interview of Philip Pullman, Tamora Pierce and our favourite meat-lover Christopher Paolini. It's quite funny =D

http://www.powells.com/authors/paolini.html

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Yes, I have. I should go through Paolini's responses and mock them.

[kellicat.livejournal.com]

Please do!

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I will try to do it at work tomorrow if it all goes well.

[authoressarktos.livejournal.com]

Kippur really likes meat. She also likes to share it.

You win the internet.