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Things I didn't expect my mom to say: "There's a lizard in the downstairs bathroom"

Things I didn't expect to say my doctor (who I had an appointment with before this entire incident) about half hour later, "I got bit by a lizard my mom found in the bathroom."

Things I did expect my doctor to say, "You need a tentinus shot. When was the last time you had one?"

"Ten years ago."

"I'll get you one now."

Weird day. Yes.