Dreams in Twilight

I dreamed that I was Edward Cullen last night.

I was rather interested in Jasper.

I also discovered why I was an evil cranky bastard.

I has a permanent hard-on. See if I'm the consistency of stone then it would be impossible for me to have a flaccid penis. Since I don't have a flaccid penis, I'm constantly hard but unable to get off in any comfortable way, likely because masturbation is evil.

So, yeah.