Obligitory Dumbledore is gay post.

Well, we all know the Dumbledore is Gay is out there.

The Christian broadcasting Network just covered it in this story. While generally bland and inoffensive, apparently Fan Fiction is an internet site.

Fan Fiction is an Internet site where fans can speculate, converse and write on books, movies, shows, etc.

One branch of the site is dedicated to Harry Potter, and explicit scenes with Dumbledore already appear there.

I wish I had known this earlier. It would have made trying to define Fan Fiction a whole lot easier. They make it sound so... innocent too... except the last bit. Intellectual, actually. The whole, "Speculate, converse and write" bit. Apparently they have a different definition of that then I do. Because this:

Fan Brat1: OHMGIGAWD DMBLDR IS GAY! I SOOOO NEW IT! LOL!!!!!11!!
Fan Brat2: LOL! i jus rote this fic were dumbledor and grinwald had a daughter named sabrina and she goes to harry for protectin from voldemor cause she really has the elder wand!
Fan Brat1: Tahts so awesome! can i red it?

Is not really what I would call, "Speculate, Converse and write". Well... it is.. sort of. If you have all the intelligence of a gerbil.

(no subject)

Public apology:

In my previous post, I stated that only people with the intelligences of gerbils would consider the general population of people who talk about fan fiction (the website) intelligent conversation. I meant no offense to the gerbil community or those that care about them and instead would like to submit, "the intelligence of the contents of my cat's litterbox" as a substitute.

a second public apology.

Public apology:

In my previous post, I stated that only people with the intelligences of gerbils would consider the general population of people who talk about fan fiction (the website) intelligent conversation. I meant no offense to the gerbil community or those that care about them and instead would like to submit, "the intelligence of the contents of my cat's litterbox" as a substitute.

However this substitute was also deemed offensive to those who have to deal with their cat's litter boxes. As a third alternative we would like to submit, "The thing Christopher Paolini calls a brain".