Because I Hate Stupid People

[kippurbird]

Kippur's new law proposal: the Taking Responsibility for Your Actions Law or You Stupid Git, You Should Have Known Better Law.

How does this law work?

Let's say that you have a nice big large car and you park it in a compact space, barely squeezing your way into it and parking over the lines. Then say that some other car dings your door because the driver couldn't open his own door all the way since your car was in the way. Since you were stupid enough to park there where it was clearly marked as compact, it's your fault your car got dinged because You should have known better.

I'm sure there are other, multiple uses for this law. Those people who claim McDonald's got them fat? They should have known better. Hopefully this law will increase the population's education on common sense and provide a sensible living environment for all of us.

Comments

[berseker.livejournal.com]

Word. Same for people who eat ONLY McDonald and think they are the next nobel prize when discover that it makes them sick. Like, ORLY?

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

GASP! It does!? SHOCK!

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

Shame that the people who would enact such a law are probably the ones that would be persecuted.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

The world will only be perfect when I run it. =D

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

More interesting, at least.