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[kippurbird]

I've read furry porn.

Never again.

I don't think I've ever been this traumatized by anything I've read before.

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[reverie-shadow.livejournal.com]

Furry porn?

Ugh....

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

It is... a disturbance in the Force.

[dryaunda.livejournal.com]

Traumatized? How so?

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Mostly because I read the entire thing... and there was... just.. .it was... very O_o

[dryaunda.livejournal.com]

What thing was it? (i.e., Do you have a link?)

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Lost the link. It was about this wolf boy and his first couple of weeks in Jr High. There was lots of masturbating involved. And mutual masturbating and thinking about masturbating and... yes.

[christinaathena.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* Some of it's okay, but some of it is rather ... odd.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

It was... odd. Yes. Good word, Odd.

[dergerm.livejournal.com]

Read? You mean, with words? I didn't know that furrydom had transcended beyond the illustration plane. This somehow hurts me.

A lot.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. Apparently there's a lot of it. SHARE THE PAIN! SHARE IT!!

[christinaathena.livejournal.com]

I just noticed, your mood and your post don't really correlate well, do they? Why're you "enthralled" if you're traumatized ... ?

[thelittlebudgie.livejournal.com]

Nah. You can be enthralled by a train wreck, after all.

[christinaathena.livejournal.com]

You can? Hunh, I didn't realize enthrall could be used for that kind of situation.

[thelittlebudgie.livejournal.com]

*passes blankets and hot chocolate*

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

*quivers and drinks* Thank you.

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Now, now. Was it porn with furries in the Star Trek universe with a bonus crossover with Sailor Moon? No?

See, it could be worse!

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Point.

[gjohnsonkoehn.livejournal.com]

So, what, a couple Caitians drop by Luna for vacation, find the hidding moon kingdom and hook up with Usagi for a bit? Freaky.

[gjohnsonkoehn.livejournal.com]

Pfft. If something simple as furry porn will traumatize you, you clearly haven't been on the internet that long. Get back to me when you've viewed the awesome horror of goatse-man.

[delphinapterus.livejournal.com]

And one can't forget Tubgirl.

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

I had, until just now. Thanks.

*Rolls into ball and weeps.*

[gjohnsonkoehn.livejournal.com]

Possibly true, but since one has not yet seen her, one does not yet have to put this to the test. And that's not an invitation, thank you very much!

For the record, I will stack my furry smutlets up against anything any norm will care to put against them.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Saw that. Merely weirded out.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Saw that too.

[gjohnsonkoehn.livejournal.com]

Goatse-man just weirded you out, but furries traumatised you? Heavens, my good woman, what did you do, stumble upon Mamabliss' site?

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I'm a very weird person. The strangest things weird me out and traumatize me.

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

Well, mamabliss is pretty damn strange...

[authoressarktos.livejournal.com]

You mean, you just found furry porn? How long have you been on the internet, anyway? XD

Seriously, though. Sit down and read something aimed towards little kiddies (perferably without any anthropomorphic animals) and try to purge the nastiness from your mind as quickly as you can. Works for me sometimes!

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I've tried to intentionally avoid it. Then morbid curiosity took over.

[lauramcvey.livejournal.com]

. . . why? Why would you do such a thing?

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Morbid curiosity.

[sonic-sues.livejournal.com]

You know that curiosity killed the cat, right?

[christinaathena.livejournal.com]

Morbid curiosity is what drives the Internet, though.

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

Nothing wrong with furries or anthropomorphic animals.

Something wrong with a lot of the people that like 'em, though.

[dove-cg.livejournal.com]

Well, my question is, how was this any worse than mpreg or tentacle monsters? Particularly since it was masturbation (I read the comment!) which I consider laughable when done poorly. I mean, I've heard of way worse in furry porn.

Such as 'vore', for instance. And ballooning! And umm... I can't even remember some of the other stuff. I usually steered clear of general, non-fandom furry porn because most of the stuff I came across bored me. And without characters I already liked, the story had to convince me to like the characters the author had created first. Sadly, most porn (internet anyway, I can't say anything for published porn) doesn't usually do that.

But seriously, I like my written porn to come in one of two flavors... character-driven or scenario-specific. I won't go into details on the latter but suffice it to say, furry isn't something I consider a scenario or even a theme. It's just another potentially interesting detail.

[emily-goddess.livejournal.com]

All that time on Deleterius, and you still haven't read Celebrian or Agony in Pink? Or was the furry porn even worse than that?

I can deal with furry stuff as a "something I don't like but good for you if you do" kind of thing - until they start sexualizing my childhood. Ever seen Babs Bunny tentacle-rape drawings? That'll scar you for life. (The link goes to a Wikipedia article on that character, not to the porn in question)

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I have read Celebrian tried to MST it too.

And the Furry... it was just... very... O_o