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[kippurbird]

So. My parents, once again, have set out ads for roommates. And once again we got a reply.

The person was practically gushing




Hello! My name is Catherine. I am so excited to have
stumbled across your post amidst all of these
listings!

I currently work with a company called Cognition
Builders. I am a junior therapist that works directly
underneath Dr. Ilana Kukoff, Clinical Psychologist
(Please feel free to google her). She is a wonderful
woman that has taught me so much and I'm so happy to
be a part of her company.

I am currently shadowing a 6-year old girl at
Maimonides Academy in Beverly Hills and spending
afternoons at home with her working on educational
intervention and just some natural behavioral "isms"
that are keeping her from having a pleasant life both
academically and socially. Our company works with
children of all different ages and diagnosis.

I will be returning to school as well over the summer,
so I will be in school part time and working part
time. All in the general vicinity of where your
location is, therefore making it very easy for me to
be readily available for any trouble that may arise.

I'm 25, a hardworker, very loving, quiet, neat,
non-smoker, no alcohol, and am more than happy to keep
a veggie kitchen...all though I'm just learning (At
Maimonides Academy) what it is to keep Kosher....but
happy to learn and very open-minded.

I hope that this sounds like a good fit, and that your
search is going well. Please give me a call on my
cell phone as soon as you see fit as I am trying to
secure a new home asap. Thank you for your kind
posting and for such a great opportunity.



About how wonderful this opportunity was. We made plans to meet her. To show her the apartment. She as very gushy.

She calls up today and says "I've found another place to live."


I am cursed.