Pao-Pao awards

[kippurbird]

The Pao-Pao awards.

So several people mentioned that I should do a poll for the worst of the worst in Eldest. Which I shall, because I'm lazy and don't particularly feel like working. But I'd like some nominations for:

Most Ironic Line

Most character growth in any direction

Most WTF moment

Most Deus Ex Machina moment

Most idiotic moment

Most Why God Why moment

I can't believe Paolini actually did, said, wrote that moment.

Eragon's most idiotic moment

Character that should just DIE (besides Eragon)

Other category nominations are also welcome.

Comments

[albijuli]

Most Ironic Line
Another vote for the "perfection" line.

Most WTF moment
The Elf Orgy.

Most Deus Ex Machina moment
Another vote for "Eragon turns into an elf."

Most idiotic moment
"'Aye,' he said, and chopped off his head."

Most Why God Why moment
...You know. The Direct Quote. -_-

I can't believe Paolini actually did, said, wrote that moment.
Naked Half-Cripple, description of. Wow, just wow. Follow-up would be the previous nomination

Eragon's most idiotic moment
Eh...raincheck on this one

Character that should just DIE (besides Eragon)
...There goes my nomination. But seriously, Rowan needs to kick the bucket. Or Katrina. Or how about just a giant "Rocks Fall, All Supporting Characters Die"?