Pao-Pao awards

[kippurbird]

The Pao-Pao awards.

So several people mentioned that I should do a poll for the worst of the worst in Eldest. Which I shall, because I'm lazy and don't particularly feel like working. But I'd like some nominations for:

Most Ironic Line

Most character growth in any direction

Most WTF moment

Most Deus Ex Machina moment

Most idiotic moment

Most Why God Why moment

I can't believe Paolini actually did, said, wrote that moment.

Eragon's most idiotic moment

Character that should just DIE (besides Eragon)

Other category nominations are also welcome.

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Most character growth in any direction - Murtagh. I mean, we didn't actually get to see any of it, but clearly he's had the most.

Most WTF moment - Eragon using the super-rare, super-speshul potion as a reflective surface to scry through. You couldn't ask someone for a mirror? Or, hell, polish a piece of armour?

Most Deus Ex Machina moment - The dragon tattoo turning Eragon into an elf.

Most idiotic moment - Eragon not walking over to meet Nasuada's dad, who promptly gets killed because Eragon isn't around, being instead some distance away waiting stupidly.

Most Why God Why moment - Eragon lusting after, oops, I mean, Eragon 'studying' the naked hairless elf.

I can't believe Paolini actually did, said, wrote that moment. - Still the naked hairless elf scene. I mean, what kind of teenage boy writes about carefully examining a naked man while they're bathing together?

Eragon's most idiotic moment - Trying to trade the possibly evil rock he can't identify, which he found in the terrifying Spine, for some meat.

Character that should just DIE (besides Eragon) - Quimby's widow. Just because I want to see Roran reveal his true sociopathy by beating a defenceless woman to death with his hammer.