Superman and friends

[kippurbird]

I figured out how to kill Superman.

See Superman is vulnerable to magic. He's also immune to bullets. So what you would need to do is get a magic gun with magic bullets. You'd then shoot Superman who wouldn't dodge the bullets because he'd thing they were ordinary bullets and BAM dead Superman.


*peers out at LJ readers*

I was talking with canadianevil the other day about the responses my Eragon sporkings were getting. Actually several people I've talked to have commented on about how they've become lively forums. Which I like. I love discussions about things. But then canadianevil said that I was becoming a BNF. And I went O_o and immediately panicked. Being a BNF happens to other people, not me. But I've got lurkers. Long time Lurkers. Which is sort of weird.

I mean, I started doing the Eragon thing sort of as a joke and sort of as a let's see what happens. Are the books really that bad? And I decided to share them with people on a couple of communities that dislike Mary Sues and Eragon. But to be honest, I didn't think that I'd be getting the response that I have been getting. I figured maybe a couple of comments here and there.

But no. I've been hitting over fifty fairly consistently which each one of them. And it's all been intelligent discussion. (Except for that one person who trolled and then was told off and went away. :( ) And it's interesting to. Things that I think people will comment on, they don't and other things they do. It's interesting to see what people think about it and how they react to the writing.

So, I guess this has been a rather successful experiment. And I'm glad to see all the people enjoying my work. (Even if it still makes me want flail about. XD) Now I'm going to go hide under my desk to get away from you all.

*flees*

Comments

[christinaathena.livejournal.com]

What's a BNF?

[thelittlebudgie.livejournal.com]

Big Name Fan. The famous members of a fandom.

I see you've felt His Noodly Appendage upon you.

[berseker.livejournal.com]

Well, I can say that your sporkings really brighten up my day. And they make me laugh. They also make me despise Paolini a litte more, but he got that coming. ^_^

Just a question: why do you want to kill Superman? He´s nice, he uses his underwear over his pants, he´s cool ^_^


(And, just so you know, I figure it out a way to prevent James Bond from escaping. u.u You know how he´s always using some thingie hidden in his clothes or something, right? Well, doing things my way, the Evil Guy won´t have this problem. Of course, my way looks a lot like heavy BDSM, but it´s a small price to pay).

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I don't want to kill Superman. This is just one of the things that I think about when I've got nothing better to do.

And I'm glad you enjoy the sporkings.

[berseker.livejournal.com]

I don´t know. What if you decide to turn Evil?

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

What makes you think that I'm not already evil?

[(Anonymous)]

Uh...

*gulps*

Your... nice smile?

*turns and run away*

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

MWAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!

[karma-kalisutah.livejournal.com]

Or, you know, you could just NOT TAKE HIM ALIVE. It seems to me that the major problem the 007 villains have is that they take to long to kill him.

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

Precisely. Highlighted brilliantly in the Austin Powers movies, too.

[(Anonymous)]

Aw, I kinda understands that... think about it, you captured James Bond. James Bond! And you won´t torture him not even a little bit? That would be too frustrating.

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

Maybe for the first couple of villains.

[karma-kalisutah.livejournal.com]

I know, I know. But maybe you could give him a mortal wound that would take a while to kill him? Gut him, or something.

[oceans-heart.livejournal.com]

I don't comment as much as I should because I'm normally peeking in during my down times at work while trying to hide the fact that I'm not doing any work. So I lurk, but intentionally I promise! :)

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Lurking's fine. As long as you don't get in trouble at work.

[kaerran.livejournal.com]

As one of those lurkers, I have to say that I really do enjoy the sporkings. They started at the perfect time, as I had just heard that it wasn't that great, and my little sister didn't believe me, and then you started your sporkings.

Actually, I was in the library today, and saw Eldest sitting on a cart. I decided that I was better off not reading it.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad they've been useful. And Eldest is interesting to look at, in purely the trainwreck sort of way.

[kaerran.livejournal.com]

I considered it, but I have problems reading badly written things. I tend to get half a page in, and then put it down, and avoid it until I've forgotten about it. Which, actually, is pretty odd, seeing as I'm still hanging around the PPC.

[karma-kalisutah.livejournal.com]

You mean you don't want BNFdom?

*fame whore*

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I do! But it still frightens me! It still feels like it should happen to other people.

[hungryblackmage.livejournal.com]

Bah, you merely set the stage for my delightfully witty MSPaints.

Seriously though, it's good to see a fellow English student (I think, I may not be remembering things correctly) using her skills. Too many fantasy novels need a critical read these days. :D

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I am a fellow English Lit student. Or a former one. I graduated recently.

And yes, fantasy novels do need a critical read.

Eeee! I big fan! :D

[dove-cg.livejournal.com]

*flails* Noooo! Don't flee!

*starts peering under the sofa and chairs, under tables and under cushions, searching*

Heeeeere, Kiiiippur, Kippur, Kippur! Heeeere, Kiiiipuuuurrrr! Here, Kippur, Kippur, Kippuuuuurrr!

Nooos! She is -the- GONE. And she has no swishy tail to give her away! Drat. ;_;

Re: Eeee! I big fan! :D

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

*hides*

Re: Eeee! I big fan! :D

[dove-cg.livejournal.com]

*cries out loudly for the lack of the cute Kip-birdie and weeps many single tears until her eyes turn all red and puffy* ;_;

Oooh. Shiny. *distracted*

[reverie-shadow.livejournal.com]

Among the masses, I happen to like your sporkings, too. I actually look forward to seeing them frequently. They're not always funny, per se (although the zombie horses are damn funny), but the numerous flaws you point out are interesting. They are more or less interesting to read.

I'm glad you enjoy the responses. I get afraid sometimes that my comments are a bit too frequently ranty as well, and thought that somewhere down the line you'd be all "SHUT UP YO!"

Be happy with your fanbase. They are fun and puffy.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I like the sporkings too. I don't try for humor but sometimes they're just so dumb that I can't help myself.

The fan base is cute and furry. XD

[dove-cg.livejournal.com]

You gotta love it when the material kind of writes the humor for you. XD

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I know. It's fantastic!

[frodo-harry.livejournal.com]

Just don't let the fame go to your head like some BNF. Like Cassandra Claire for example. Well I never liked her trilogy anyway. The VSD were pretty good good, but the Draco trilogy was disgusting.

You brighten up my day with your sporkings. Please do Not change. Just do not forget us small people when you become a celebrity.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'd forget the small people. I love the small people. I am the small people. *pets them*

[gjohnsonkoehn.livejournal.com]

*flees*

You better run, egg!

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you mean by that so I'm just going to stare. *stares*

[gjohnsonkoehn.livejournal.com]

Bugger, there were supposed to be 'Homer' tags on either end, but I guess they got invis'ed out automatically. It's a Simpson's quote.

[dove-cg.livejournal.com]

I have twin kitty characters named Egg and Ran. ... Those are the only things that made that line make sense for me. XD

[behyper.livejournal.com]

I don't know if you even remember me, since I commented only on Eragon, but I'm still reading your Eldest sporkings, I'm just lurking for no reason whatsoever.

*waves to the shiny new BNF*

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Of course I remember you. *waves back*

[wariena.livejournal.com]

*zombie flail* Nooo... *clings to feet* Nevaaarr leeeeave uusss... *cling*

-ahem-

I think it's well deserved fame. You've taken the time and effort to trawl through this trip- er, Trilogy, and done it very well indeed! You deserve a gold star. Maybe two if you reach the end of this with your IQ intact. ^^

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know if I'll end with my IQ intact, but it's certainly something to hope for. XD

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna join the throng and agree that the sporkings are awesome. Sometimes they're funny, sometimes they're serious, but they're always cool, always intelligent. S'good. I wish I had your critical skills.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I paid good money for my critical thinking skills. XD

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

Good point!

[sonic-sues.livejournal.com]

You're too nice to be a BNF. All of those that I've met over the internet are self-absorbed bitches. And I do mean BITCHES.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Awwww... you make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.