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[kippurbird]

So... I work at a Jewish University.

For Valentine's day all the departments got a really nice heart shaped box of See's chocolate.

From a Messianic group exhorting us to believe in Jesus.

They apparently do this every year. One year I remember one of the teachers going into a lovely cursing fit over it.

My boss warned us not to eat the chocolate. I think he thought it might be poisoned. Or drugged.

I wonder what the message is supposed to be... Believe in Jesus, he gives you candy?




Edit The group was apparently Jews for Jesus. Insert standard rant about Jews for Jesus here.

Comments

[reverie-shadow.livejournal.com]

"Believe in Jesus, he gives you candy?"

Yes! That...must be it...?

Guh.

You work at a Jewish University? So I take it you're Jewish? Maybe? Just curious. I've always wanted to look deeper into the religion, but I find it better to do so from someone who actually knows about it first-hand, rather than simply reading up on it from books and websites.

[prototypical]

I really should know better than to be eating or drinking while reading most of the people on my flist. "Believe in Jesus, he gives you candy" needs to be an icon.

But the Dark Side has chocolate...hmm....

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Yes. I'm Jewish. *waves*

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel any better I snorted onion soup while reading today.

It does need to be made into a icon, doesn't it?

[thelittlebudgie.livejournal.com]

Darn! You've figured out why Christianity was so popular. Now kids can just buy their own chocolate... No need for religion anymore!

[gjohnsonkoehn.livejournal.com]

I think I'd start believing in a lot more gods and their various prophets, messengers and avatars if they gave me chocolate. Ooh, or Christmas presents! C'mon All-Father, baby needs a new plasma tv!

[canadianevil.livejournal.com]

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Why that just explains why we live in such a corrupt society today. People are buying their own chocolate instead of getting it from the church.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

If you could trust the chocolate.

[karma-kalisutah.livejournal.com]

You didn't eat it? Really? Do you really think they'd have poisoned it? It's a bit hard to convert dead people...

[gjohnsonkoehn.livejournal.com]

Eh, you just gotta consider the source. I mean, if you eat chocolate from Loki, or Coyote, you really only have yourself to blame. On the other hand, you just know Aphrodite has a line to the good stuff.

[behyper.livejournal.com]

Send the chocolate back with a note saying "Jesus was Jewish!"

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

No. I didn't eat it because I had already eaten a meat meal and am not allowed to have anything dairy for four hours after. Other people were enjoying the chocolate and proclaiming that they have been saved by Jesus.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

The Jews for Jesus already believe that.

They're weird.

[prototypical]

That works. I'm taking it, will credit.

[canadianevil.livejournal.com]

Nifty!

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

Damn, that does sound like good chocolate...

[reverie-shadow.livejournal.com]

Woot! Now if only you had an available contact for MSN messenger...otherwise I'd poke and prod you on messenger.

[emily-goddess.livejournal.com]

I think Jews for Jesus makes more sense than Christianity in some ways. After all, Christ came to reform Judaism, not to start a new religion.

Religion is interesting stuff. That's why I majored in it.

Also, your icon is great!

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

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