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Chapter The Doom of Innocence, Deathwatch, the Madness of Life I love the title, Doom of innocence. It's so full of portents. Sorry. My bad. I shouldn't be making fun of the chapter titles like this
Characters Who aren't in these chapters?
Shiny Magical objects in Eragon's possession Bloody legs, fever. Guess they aren't really special shiny magical objects... but...

Summary

So, Saphira and Eragon spend the night together. Which sounds horribly wrong. But isn't. And I'm not going to go down this bestiality track any longer. Anyway, it turns out that the clearing that Saphira took Eragon too is the same clearing that he found her egg in. Now, there is not story purpose for this to happen. It's just remarked upon. But there's no reason for this to be. He doesn't find anything else there, nor does he look for something else that could have shown up. It just is. Now, since there was no reason for him to be there, nor does he find anything, there was no reason why Paolini should have had them go there. It's just a completely wasted moment. If you are going to have something where you return to a point of origin, you should have a reason for it. Otherwise it just feels false and unnecessary. It's a very... okay that was nice, but why does it matter? There was no story point for this to happen. It doesn't advance the plot in anyway.

In any case, Eragon and Saphira return to the farm and oh Noes it's all destroyed! If only Eragon had gone to Garrow first before getting Saphira he might still be alive! Instead, Saphira and Eragon went on a completely random side trip and left him to die! But wait! Garrow is NOT DEAD! YAY! Now, they have to get Garrow to town. They have Saphira who is a big and strong creature. Obviously they should build some sort of contraption so that she could drag Garrow through the snow to the village. Or... they could have Saphira fly with him... when she's not strong enough and then get tired half way there and then have the injured Eragon drag him the rest of the way. Which is certainly more dramatic, if not practical. Guess which Eragon chooses?

Eragon does choice "B" and lucky for him, Brom, who has a strange and mysterious head injury, catches him when he collapses.

Then Eragon has some strange and mysterious dreams. I'm sure they're full portents of things to come or things from the past. People with silver hair boarding a ship. One guy misses the boat and howls sadly. He does, really, after all isn't that what "a long, aching cry" is? The ship is magical because it floats away without oars or sail (either that or they had a motor). He then wakes up and we learn that he has been asleep for two days with fever sleeping in the healer's hut.

Hurst, the blacksmith, is a very rich man. He can afford to have a two story house. Though I'm not sure what sort of skill a blacksmith would have in building a house. But apparently he has lavished all his skill on it. After all gargoyles are usually made of stone, not iron, because then they'd rust horribly. And carving is usually done in wood. Both things are not a blacksmith's skill. Perhaps he means Hurt's skill with spending money.

In a bizzare (though not in Eragon land) turn of events, it seems that the more injured Garrow is staying with Hurst while the less injured Eragon is staying with the healer. And it also turns out that Hurst has enough room for both Eragon and Garrow to stay in. The intelligent thing would have been to either have both of them at Hurst house (which almost begs the question why does he need such a big house in such a small village) or Garrow at the healer's house. Such things are not considered, however. Perhaps it is more dramatic to have him wake up in the healer's hut and have to walk to Hurst's place.

On an interesting side note, now that I think about it, Paolini has a very odd naming convention. He uses regular names for everyone, except for the people who are going to be important. Eragon is the hero. Garrow is his uncle and dies, which gives Eragon desire for revenge, Brom is going to be the Mentor Figure. But everyone else has names like Helen, Kristina and Sloan. I bring this up merely because it brings an uneveness to the world and makes it difficult to believe in. After all why would you have some people named Bob and then other people named Gorbax in the same society? Names in fantasy should either be all "familiar" for a society or all different, unless there's a good reason for them not to. Anyway, I'm sure that the naming theory that I have stated, being "if they have a normal name, they aren't important", will hold throughout the book.

Eragon lies about what happened to his legs (though how digging through rubble rubs all your skin off your legs is beyond me) and what happened at the farm. They don't call him on this. But, in a good point, they don't actually believe him either.

That night, Eragon wakes up just after Garrow dies. He cries mightly to to the heavens that this is unfair, but they don't answer him. He then cries himself to sleep. At this point I should be feeling horrible for what happened to Eragon and his uncle, but I don't have any emotional investment in Eragon as a character. He's a stupid boy who makes poor decisions and believes that the world revolves around him. He doesn't seem to have any likable characteristics. Sure he has a dragon, but that's not enough to make me like him. He's just there. I don't care about him or what happens to him.

Date: 2007-01-23 06:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarchicq.livejournal.com
On an interesting side note, now that I think about it, Paolini has a very odd naming convention. He uses regular names for everyone, except for the people who are going to be important.

My boyfriend had an interesting comment about this.
"The names sounds like they were made by saying regular names while chewing two entire packages of gum.
Say "Roger!"
RORAN!
"Steve!"
"SLOAAAN!"
Mathew!
GARROW!
Phillip!
ERRAGONN"

Date: 2007-01-23 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Well beyond Sloan being a regular name, yes, that sounds so right. *laughs*

Date: 2007-01-24 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelittlebudgie.livejournal.com
Paolini probably had a bad experience with the band.

Ooh, and the icon didn't load the first time I saw this entry. I might gank it, if you don't mind.

Date: 2007-01-24 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
The Icon is totally Gankable. Just credit Veet.

Date: 2007-01-23 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gjohnsonkoehn.livejournal.com
Not only do you not have any emotional investment, but the whole disaster is kind of Eragon's fault from start to finish. Don't tell him about the dragon, fly off with said dragon and leave him alone, take the stupidest possible plan when you finally get back to him and then lay around for a couple of days. And, why is he out for two days, exactly? I mean yeah, dragging a guy through the snow would be tough work, but it's not exactly a Herculean task here. Ten, twelve hours, tops.

I can see feeling sorry for Garrow, who's dead mostly because Eragon is a complete wanker who made the wrong choice at every turn. Not so much for Eragon himself, though.

Date: 2007-01-23 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Because getting sick is dramatic? You know, I don't know why he randomly got sick either.

Date: 2007-01-23 07:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gjohnsonkoehn.livejournal.com
Even getting sick kind of stretches it. I don't think I managed two days straight when I had mono, and being zonked out is the whole point of that particular little bit of fun. I mean, he's scraped, he's tired, he's sick, I'll give him fourteen hours for all that together. After that, even if he's barely fifty percent, he's still going to be awake and asking about Garrow.

Date: 2007-01-23 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
The thing is, Eragon was feeling fine, except for the scrapped legs business and then he keels over Ded. Sure, he might pass out from pain, but there was no sign of him feeling ill. He just sort of drops.

Date: 2007-01-23 08:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dove-cg.livejournal.com
Maybe he was overcome by the sheer amount of wangst going on. And subconsciously he KNEW his uncle's eventual death was going to be his fault and he couldn't face it. Until he came out of his self-induced coma, which was what kept Garrow out of the healer's hut and at death's door in the first place. I imagine the healer only had him there because he couldn't figure out what was wrong with him and was hoping to win a discovery prize once he did.

I pity Brom. We all know Brom is going to get stuck with looking after Eragon after this. (You know, before I knew more about this book, I originally thought, judging from the cover only, that the title was referring to some intelligent dragons with their own society because Saphira looked that way. I think if Paolini had gone that route, maybe he could've hit upon something slightly more original.)

Date: 2007-01-23 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Yes, but that would have been intelligent.

Pity Brom more. He's the mentor figure. They always buy it. But the whole intelligent dragon society thing sounds much more interesting than this crap.

Date: 2007-01-24 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dove-cg.livejournal.com
How often do the mentors come back, wearing another color? ;)

Date: 2007-01-24 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Well, if he follows Star Wars enough, Brom'll come back as a ghost.

Date: 2007-01-23 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarchicq.livejournal.com
I imagine the healer only had him there because he couldn't figure out what was wrong with him and was hoping to win a discovery prize once he did.
Healer: I'll totally get in the medical journals for this!

Date: 2007-01-24 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dove-cg.livejournal.com
Eragon: *wakes up and feels fine, no longer having any symptoms what so ever* ... I would mention that my mouth is dry but I feel fine!
Healer: *who was busy flipping through all of his rare books, hears Eragon, turns around, then claps his hands to his face ala Home Alone* NOOOOO!

Date: 2007-01-25 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomsome1.livejournal.com
And he's supposed to be what, fifteen? Fourteen hours would be pushing it. Kid's the pussiest superrangerdragonriderStu I've ever heard of.

Date: 2007-01-25 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gjohnsonkoehn.livejournal.com
Good point. Hell, I like sleep, to the point where there were times I wouldn't see the wrong side of noon, and I don't think I ever managed fourteen straight hours of serious, dead to the world sleep. Dozing, sure, and even light and staggered naps, but to be completely zonked out for fourteen hours takes serious work.

Date: 2007-01-25 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indescane.livejournal.com
Actually, I can manage 14 hours of complete dead-to-the-world. That's probably because of my lifestyle; I wake up at 6am every weekday and sleep at 2-2:30am. On Saturdays I wake up at 9am after having slept at 4am the night before (or similar), then I crawl into bed at midnight and wake up the next day at 2 or 3pm.
So that's 25-hours-in-six-days-if-I'm-lucky, interspersed with large cups of coffee. And 14 hours on the Sunday.

It's possible. It just involves utterly wrecking yourself. Then again, my friend who purportedly 'binge-sleeps', has slept at 8pm and woken up at 4pm the next day. Without too strenuous a lifestyle.

Date: 2007-01-23 09:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madamsnape.livejournal.com
Fantastically put... I was thinking the same thing about Garrow and Eragons accommodation. It truely does make no sense, at all!

Date: 2007-01-23 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Unless the healer is a nitwit. Then I don't want her anywhere near me.

Date: 2007-01-24 09:39 am (UTC)

Date: 2007-01-23 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelittlebudgie.livejournal.com
Eragon lies about what happened to his legs (though how digging through rubble rubs all your skin off your legs is beyond me).

One wonders if Paolini has ever done any serious digging. Skin comes off of your hands, silly author, not your legs.

Hm... I've got it! Galby/Brom needs to get Eragon away from the random place and filled with wangst. So he decides to off Garrow, knowing what it will lead to.

Date: 2007-01-23 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Maybe he was using his legs to dig with?

I imagine Paolini has done as much digging as he has done archery.

REVENGE!! Always a good character motivator.

Date: 2007-01-23 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] spoofmaster
I move that Galby/Brom should be referred to as GalBrom.

I read the book one time, but it was back in high school and I forgot most of it. I think I tried too hard to like it back then, but even with that going on I kept thinking about how immature the writing was, even on a stylistic level. In other words, it read like a preteen's fanfiction.

Date: 2007-01-24 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Galbrom! Cool. I shall refer to them as such.

This book reminds me of the Wheel of Time series. A lot going on, but I don't care.

Date: 2007-01-23 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] -youngblood-.livejournal.com
Yay for totally unrelatable, unlikeable main characters! The sad thing about it is that Paolini is trying to make Eragon likeable and relatable.

I laughed out loud when I read the Eragon-curses-the-heavens passage. It was like, "What kind of God would allow this? Whyyyyyy? Whyyy-y-y?" *angst, angst, angst*

It's like a parody of itself. Paolini does all the mocking for you with his own language choices.

Date: 2007-01-23 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
He's trying very hard. But failing utterly. I honestly don't give a damn if he lives or dies.

It IS! I can't make up stuff this good! And he's just handing it to me! How does he take this stuff seriously?
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Date: 2007-01-23 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

But somehow I don't think so, because then the names wouldn't be split with "Important people" and "Not important people".
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Date: 2007-01-23 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Now I'm tempted to go and see if he picked out names that have relevant meanings to their characters.

Date: 2007-01-23 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the7bells.livejournal.com
I hope he dies. *giggle clap* Just the though makes me happier.

Date: 2007-01-24 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
There are two other books. Of course he doesn't die.

Date: 2007-01-24 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the7bells.livejournal.com
*claps hands over hears* lalalalala I can't hear you.

Date: 2007-01-24 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hungryblackmage.livejournal.com
In any case, Eragon and Saphira return to the farm and oh Noes it's all destroyed!

Uncle Ben! Aunt Beru! D:

Can he be any more blatant? I haven't even read/seen Eragon and I'm willing to stake my tuition on Brom dying.

Date: 2007-01-24 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Yes. Yes he can be. WATCH!

Date: 2007-01-24 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hungryblackmage.livejournal.com
Mummy, I'm scared. D:

Date: 2007-01-24 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karma-kalisutah.livejournal.com
Oh, good! I'm glad that you know! If you'd stumbled upon that part of Eldest without warning, your brain might have broken. I know mine would.

If the trilogy ends with that person saving Eragon's life, overthrowing the Emperor, and dying dramtically, I'm going in and killing it with the justification that it's not actually original fiction, but rather an AU Star Wars fic.

Date: 2007-01-24 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
I haven't even touched Eldest. But I know it gets worse. It can't get any better.

This isn't original fiction. I haven't seen an original thought yet.

Date: 2007-01-24 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dove-cg.livejournal.com
No, no! I know what the original thoughts were! EVERYTHING HE GOT WRONG. Seriously. That's how he got those parts wrong. :P

He was trying to think of different stuff but didn't do any research or reasoning and so... it became even worse crap than if he had written it all exactly as one might expect it should be. Like taking the NEARLY DEAD GUY to the FRICKIN' healer instead. :D

Date: 2007-01-24 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indescane.livejournal.com
Actually, when something reaches that stage of Bad, it can only get better. You'd hope so, for the sake of your sanity.

Date: 2007-01-24 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karma-kalisutah.livejournal.com
Hahahahaha, no. Just wait until you see the climax of Eldest. You won't even be able to believe he got away with it. Kid should have been sued.

Date: 2007-01-25 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomsome1.livejournal.com
I'm terrified.
. . . Tell me. XD

Date: 2007-01-25 02:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ember-reignited.livejournal.com
I would, but it would spoil it for Kippur.

Comment on my journal. I'll reply to you there.

Date: 2007-01-25 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ember-reignited.livejournal.com
Erm... This is Karma's other journal. Oops.

Date: 2007-01-25 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indescane.livejournal.com
Forget getting sued. I vote we set up a kangaroo court where he will be tried for Unlawful Excess of Gary-Stu Writing and be sentenced to be burned to death in a fire built out of copies of his own books. And his anti-fans shall stoke the fire, singing 'Ding Dong the Stuthor's ded" in their merriest voices.

Must...read...the trainwreck!

Date: 2007-01-24 02:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karma-kalisutah.livejournal.com
Oooooh boy. Are you ever in for a treat, then.

Date: 2007-04-06 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonic-sues.livejournal.com
So, Saphira and Eragon spend the night together. Which sounds horribly wrong. But isn't. And I'm not going to go down this bestiality track any longer.

You know, a really long time ago I read this scifi book about humans and aliens having a mindlink like Eragon's and Saphira's. The aliens were parasites, but the culture considered it an honor to have one. The society had a law that the alien parasite had to be the same gender as its host, to prevent weird sexual stuff like that in Eragon.

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