It works better if you plug it in...
Feb. 2nd, 2004 11:25 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kippurbirdToday has been a intersting day.
For starters I went to bed at four am. Fell asleep at fivish. Woke up around eightish. And had a long talk with my jello, which probably the most nutrious thing I'm going to eat all day.
My Jello didn't have much to say. It never does. But it's a rather disgusting sort of thing, if you think about it. A wiggly giggle wobbly piece of lime colored what? What is it really? A gelatinous mass of nothingness with some sort of slimy flavor.
After disgusting myself out with the Jello I went to work in my Jester's hat:
Weeeellll that's not me really. I could pretend that it's me, but it's not.
Not really sure why I went to work dressed in it. It's probably a combination of lack of sleep, lack of meds and lack of health.
However I did find the most amusing book today while cataloguing:
1,001 Logical Laws, Accurate Axioms, Profound Principles, Trust Truisms, Home Homilies, Corlorful Corollaries, Quoteable Quotes and Rambunctious Ruminations for all walks of life
Things like these:
The Nudist Colony Rule: Folks playing Leapfrog must complete all Jumps.
Jenkinson's Law: It won't work.
J.B.S. Haldanes's Law: ... The Universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we cansuppose.
The Airplane Law: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
Cole's Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage. *grins*
Murphy's Laws
1. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
2. Everything takes longer than you thinks.
3. In any field of scientific endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
4. If ther is a possiblity of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will go wrong.
5. If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
6. If yo preceive that there are four possible ways in whic the procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
7. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
8. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. I put this in the record for the book I found it in, it should be overlooked.
9 Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
10. Mother Nature is a bitch.
11. It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.
~~~~~
And thus ends another session of Drabbles from the Library.
*kisses* G'night every body!!
For starters I went to bed at four am. Fell asleep at fivish. Woke up around eightish. And had a long talk with my jello, which probably the most nutrious thing I'm going to eat all day.
My Jello didn't have much to say. It never does. But it's a rather disgusting sort of thing, if you think about it. A wiggly giggle wobbly piece of lime colored what? What is it really? A gelatinous mass of nothingness with some sort of slimy flavor.
After disgusting myself out with the Jello I went to work in my Jester's hat:
Weeeellll that's not me really. I could pretend that it's me, but it's not.
Not really sure why I went to work dressed in it. It's probably a combination of lack of sleep, lack of meds and lack of health.
However I did find the most amusing book today while cataloguing:
1,001 Logical Laws, Accurate Axioms, Profound Principles, Trust Truisms, Home Homilies, Corlorful Corollaries, Quoteable Quotes and Rambunctious Ruminations for all walks of life
Things like these:
The Nudist Colony Rule: Folks playing Leapfrog must complete all Jumps.
Jenkinson's Law: It won't work.
J.B.S. Haldanes's Law: ... The Universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we cansuppose.
The Airplane Law: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
Cole's Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage. *grins*
Murphy's Laws
1. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
2. Everything takes longer than you thinks.
3. In any field of scientific endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
4. If ther is a possiblity of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will go wrong.
5. If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
6. If yo preceive that there are four possible ways in whic the procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
7. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
8. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. I put this in the record for the book I found it in, it should be overlooked.
9 Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
10. Mother Nature is a bitch.
11. It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.
~~~~~
And thus ends another session of Drabbles from the Library.
*kisses* G'night every body!!
