Love on the Internet.

[kippurbird]

Apparently I am desirable.

Okay. I'm not, but I just got hit on by someone from the Pit.:



Name: Allisonfd97
Profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1464465/ <--- That's her profile there if you wants to take a gander
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So, looks like the time has arrived for me to start using this account.
I can
hold back no more! I took a look at your page and well, I liked what I
saw..
:p

Hrm... I say that I like writing crossovers and essays and that I have a Master's Degree in English Lit... does that mean I'm attractive?

So.. ya :) my name is Allison Turner. I think you and I should probably
be
friends, because you seem pretty cool, and possibly cute! (it's so hard
to
tell in this digital world :)

You flatter me. I have no idea who you are. But you flatter me.


anyway, i'd go on and on, but I want to get a response from you.. You
should
check out my other page on this other site, I'm usually on over there:
(my
username is feisteelady). Then maybe we could chat sometime! you know
what
they say.. appearance captures the eyes, but personality wins over the
heart..
haha..

There is no feisteelady that I could find. YOU LIE TO ME ALISON! LIE LIE LIE! No relationship can be founded on lies! *sniffs* I hate you. I never want to see you again. LEAVE ME ALONE!!


take care,

Allison Turner

Dear Allison. I'm a girl who's really a boy. I'm kinda complicated. I don't think you want to deal with me. Thanks for the thought though.

Comments

[anarchicq.livejournal.com]

There is no feisteelady that I could find. YOU LIE TO ME ALISON! LIE LIE LIE! No relationship can be founded on lies! *sniffs* I hate you. I never want to see you again. LEAVE ME ALONE!!

*Falls over laughing.*

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

*sniffles* She lied to me. My heart is broken. I can never love again.

[thelittlebudgie.livejournal.com]

Huh. Lccorp got the same message on FP, although his admirer "on another site" was cooltiger, or something like that.

Dear Allison. I'm a girl who's really a boy. I'm kinda complicated. I don't think you want to deal with me. Thanks for the thought though.
*giggles madly*

:( Why haven't I gotten any admirers yet? I feel unloved.

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

So, looks like the time has arrived for me to start using this account.
I can hold back no more!

Great opening line there. Does wonders in telling you... um.... why you should give a shit?

No, wait, it doesn't.

because you seem pretty cool, and possibly cute! (it's so hard
to tell in this digital world :)

You seem odd and possibly mentally unstable. It's so hard to tell in this digital world.

but I want to get a response from you.

Then learn how to make a better first impression. One that works on people with functioning braincells.

You should check out my other page on this other site, I'm usually on over there:
(my username is feisteelady).

Oh, I get it... you're advertising! You could at least offer cookies as an incentive... by the way, there's a bridge I want to sell you...

appearance captures the eyes, but personality wins over the heart.

And so you thought demonstrating the personality of a spastic coma patient was an asset here?

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

PS: sorry about the spam, Kips. Stupid LJ html...

[smurasaki.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow, that's really...odd. But entertaining with your snark.

[reverie-shadow.livejournal.com]

Wow. It sure is a sad, sad day when people turn to fucking Fanfiction.net for a dating service. Talk about creepy.

[authoressarktos.livejournal.com]

I can't stop laughing.

[veriun.livejournal.com]

Allison have problems. Especially if she's the one in her avatar.

...

nobody loves me. :(

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're going in alphabetical order?

I still love you. :D

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I like how she doesn't even mention what the other site is. :D

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Iz ok I forgive.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Snark makes everything better!

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I just hope they're not spamming the fourteen year olds.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

It was a very buh moment. But still beautiful.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

*gives kitty in a box*

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Call it Schrodinger!

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

And then I actually caught the last frame of the icon. Doh!

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

She doesn't? I wondered about that... GASP! Then how do you know there is truly no feisteelady?

[veriun.livejournal.com]

Yay, I feel loved again! :D *Adopts kitty*

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Nuuue! My kitty! :(

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

His name is Chaucer, actually. XD

[cazrolime.livejournal.com]

(it's so hard to tell in this digital world :)

Urge to sing Digimon theme song... overpowering... D:

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

Well, you shouldn't have given him then...

I too was burnt by feisteelady

[(Anonymous)]

I just got this same message from a Rochelle85zk. Since my profile says I like to collect toys based of anime and video games - and more importantly, that I am in a committed relationship - I wasn't sure why she wanted to chat...

Anyways, I checked her profile and it says she "loves to party though I'm not a party animal - maybe it's just because of the atmosphere..." Another side effect of global warming that Al Gore didn't warn us about...