More mom weirdness

[kippurbird]

More things I don't want to hear about my mother.

They're doing construction at the Condo, putting in new tiles on the patio, new awnings, windows etc. My mom comes by every so often and chats with the workers when she comes by.

One of them just told me today, that he thought my mom was beautiful and it sounded like he wanted to have an affair with her.

My mom found that hilarious.

I don't really know what to think about it.

Comments

[yetanotherbob.livejournal.com]

Does that mean she's reached milf status?

Could be worse. My mom's insanely jealous and paranoid. Your mom's cooler.

[christinaathena.livejournal.com]

Heh, that's pretty amusing. As long as your mother doesn't soudn like she'd take him up on the offer, nothing wrong there. ^_^

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I have no idea.

My mom's a flirt.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Hahha... no. She's madly in love with my dad.

[andy-longwood.livejournal.com]

That's not as bad as going to use your mother's VCR and finding a porno in it.

Least I don't think so, anyway.

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

Or being downstairs from the room where your dad and his girlfriend (in my case) are, and hearing... odd... noises coming from above...

[sonic-sues.livejournal.com]

Or having your mom tell you about the time she lost her virginity with your dad. I had the same facial expression a my avatar.

[albijuli]

Your mom amuses me :D

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

My mom offered to watch porn with me...?

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

She amuses me too. I love her muchly.

[albijuli]

*points to icon* KITTY

[albijuli]

My mom invited me to go to a local club with her. I'm talkin' male stripper club variety.

We just looked at each other with O_o.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

My mom did too. Or at least she said we should go to one in Vegas.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

*have another kitty*

[albijuli]

VEGAS! You should do everything there.

Except bet your worldy possessions and get married...