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Mar. 25th, 2013 06:38 pmTonight is the first night of Passover!
Where upon we celebrate this ancient and fine holiday with many well worn rituals. Rituals such as:
Look at this can of macaroons. How old is it? It's from the eighties. Wow it sounds like rocks when we shake it. Well better put it back in the box.
What time do we put in the roast?
Where is the shankbone? (This year we accidentally threw it away.)
How do we cut the meat? With the grain or against it? You're cutting it too thick. Don't cut the wood!
Don't turn the soup up! (Said when my father goes to hide the afikomen.)
Later: He turned the soup up.
Where upon we celebrate this ancient and fine holiday with many well worn rituals. Rituals such as:
Look at this can of macaroons. How old is it? It's from the eighties. Wow it sounds like rocks when we shake it. Well better put it back in the box.
What time do we put in the roast?
Where is the shankbone? (This year we accidentally threw it away.)
How do we cut the meat? With the grain or against it? You're cutting it too thick. Don't cut the wood!
Don't turn the soup up! (Said when my father goes to hide the afikomen.)
Later: He turned the soup up.