Snarky Shtuff.

Idea for T-Shirt, button, bumper sticker thingies.

"CAN'T" Cure All Neuro-Typicals

Perhaps we should even start a movement in the autistic community to try and raise money for this. I mean, if CAN can get money for this, why not us?

Look out... the CODE is back!

Strange but true: While manic I have the desire to rearrange furniture.

Now then back to our semi-regular dose of Da Vinci Code.

We follow the spine tingling nail biting action of Langdon and Sophie staring at the computer screen as possible texts pop up. It's so exciting that I can't bare to read them and have to skip completely over them and get to the boring part. They find the solution to the Limerick. \~/

It's Sir Issac Newton who is the knight and Alexander POPE who is the person.

Hah. It is to laugh. Brown has made a pun. Isn't he so hilarious. He is to writing humor as Paolini is writing romance. \~/

I shall pound this in even further for your misery.

In London lies a knight A. Pope interred. \~/

And then he says, "Jacques Sauniere, the master of the double entendres, had proven once again he was a frighteningly clever man." \~/\~/\~/

AhHaha... I'm going to die from the funny... my sides hurt from the funny. \~/

And back to Silas. Who wakes up. Oh joy. Him again. His spider-sense is tingling. And he thinks thats something is Wrong. SOMEhow he is right. \~/ The cops show up. Because Silas is an innocent man of God he attacks the police officers. Yup. Because that's what you do when you want to throw suspicion off yourself. Yup.

He runs down the stairs and goes through women's entrance... because every Opus Dei has one. \~/ You know, I just thought of something. Brown is making Opus Dei seem horrible and sexist which automatically makes them evil. Meanwhile since the Priory of Sion worships women and the Feminine Mystic they're automatically good. Of course. \~/ \~/ Anyway, Silas goes through the previously mentioned women's entrance and gets outside. Did I mention that he's only in his undies when he's doing this? Yes.

There's shooting and stuff and then Cell Phone bishop dies. \~/

Does anyone realize that the Cell Phone bishop is the most useless character in this book? He never interacted with any of the characters and he spent his entire time traveling. He could have been completely cut from the book and NOTHING would have changed. Any information he gave us could have been given to us by someone else. He was utterly pointless. \~/ \~/\~/\~/ GAAAHHH

I think Silas dies also. But at this point I don't care.

And they're at Westminster Abby. Langdon and Sophie that is, though it takes us three pages to discover that it's them. The leader in our writing group says that when you begin a chapter you need to have a character in a setting with a problem. Describing Westminster Abby is not a character in a setting with a problem. It's a setting. Which is dull. They go look at stuff. It's also dull. They go to find a Docent to find the Tomb. \~/

Then we go to the Teacher who some how has also found out what the Limerick meant. There is much mention of orbs. Countless orbs. He has the cryptex. And orbs. And then he sees Langdon and Sophie. And has an Idea. Oh NOES> \~/

I quit for tonight.

Drinks 17