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My mom and I were talking today about our trip to Hawaii (Leaving on my birthday.) We're getting four flowered Lei's when we get off the plane.

Talking about this, my mom says, "I hope I get some cute young guy."

Thinking flowers, I said, "What if it's a girl?"

She then replies, "I don't think that would work out very well."

A beat of silence.

I started to beat her with a pamphlet.