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I got called Miss today. By a woman older than me. That's creeeeepy.


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More Harry Potter Pick up lines:

You wanna see how muggles do it?
Hey you a pure-blood? Do you want some in you?
Did you just Accio my heart?
Let's go get some tea and read each other's fortunes.
Do you play Seeker? Cause you just caught my heart like the Golden Snitch.