Worse yet, we were (supposedly) the smart kids. They ordered these books specifically for us. I say supposedly because, somehow, I was the only one who understood the references to abortions, homosexuality and child abuse in the books we studied in ninth. grade.
Classmate: Green Bird... Me: Mhm? Classmate: ... Why does [Jade Peony Character] have a pair of knitting needles stuffed... there? Was she attacked? Me: ... Classmate: *radiates honest-to-god innocence* Me: She tried to induce an abortion. Classmate: D: Lies!
I swear, those kids were dense. And they gave me a look like I ate babies for breakfast if I had any knowledge whatsoever related to abortion or homosexuality. *facepalm* Any surprise that I gave up answering questions?
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Date: 2007-07-11 06:14 pm (UTC)Classmate: Green Bird...
Me: Mhm?
Classmate: ... Why does [Jade Peony Character] have a pair of knitting needles stuffed... there? Was she attacked?
Me: ...
Classmate: *radiates honest-to-god innocence*
Me: She tried to induce an abortion.
Classmate: D: Lies!
I swear, those kids were dense. And they gave me a look like I ate babies for breakfast if I had any knowledge whatsoever related to abortion or homosexuality. *facepalm* Any surprise that I gave up answering questions?