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[kippurbird]

How the FUCK am I supposed to get any writing done with all these Fucking ZOMBIES around? God DAMMIT people don't you realize I have a DEADLINE!

Plan you APOCALYPSES around my LIFE next time!

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[christinaathena.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they're seriously pissing me off. I mean, I'm a live and let live (er ... let unlive?) kind of guy, but they're REALLY getting on my nerves

[dryaunda.livejournal.com]

Look! Two people who'd be safe from brain-eating zombies!

I bet Osaka'd love Zombie Day.

[authoressarktos.livejournal.com]

Thank goodness I live in the Middle of Nowhere. The zombies haven't even found where I live yet, let alone terrorized the neighbourhood XD

Wait...somebody's ringing the doorbell furiously...OH MY GOD THEY FOUND ME!agdfsjkkjcjddddddddddddddddd

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

Hm? Zombies? Oh, was that what all the noise was last night?

*looks out the window and sees still-smoking piles o' ash at the perimeter of the lawn* Yep. Looks like the wards held up juuuust fine.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Well... there goes another one. Crap.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

And I've got a fresh pile of zombies blocking the drive way. I'm never going to get to work on time today.

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

Call in sick. If you're lucky, the zombies already got your supervisor. ;)

[authoressarktos.livejournal.com]

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS *gurgle* *cough* *hack* Oh, sorry about that! :)

[kunenk.livejournal.com]

That's what automated flamethrowers are for.