In which Kippur abuses the word meat again.

[kippurbird]

Some Brom/Eragon with hints of Eragon/Murtagh, because I still hate you all.


Meat, pt. 2

Eragon stood by Brom's tomb and ruminated about how he would never do anything with the old man ever again. The man had been like a father to him and now he was dead. No longer would they share things together. Like meat.

They had shared a lot of meat together on this journey. Ever since Brom had caught him coming out of Sloan's they had meat together. Their first time had been in the cold and snow, a very simple affair. Eragon was almost ashamed of it. But Brom didn't mind.

So they had meat often, every day.

Sometimes it felt like Eragon never wanted meat again, but then he realized he needed it. He needed it to survive and Brom was always willing to share his meat with him.

That was the best part of their journey, the sharing of the meat.

Sometimes they would share with Saphira. That had been an awe inspiring experience, sharing her meat. It had always tasted better, knowing that it had come from her. And when Brom had shown him how to use magic to get his meat... well things were never the same between the two of them.

In fact, Eragon felt that it only made them stronger, closer.

But now Brom was dead. They never had a chance to share their meat again. Just one last drink of wine, a clumsy offering to what they had had before. And now he was alone.

Or was he?

Murtagh had given him soup.

Perhaps the young man would share meat with him too.

Comments

[pococurante.livejournal.com]

*brain asplodey*

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Whoo! First victim!

[prototypical]

You evil, evil person.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes I am.

[thelittlebudgie.livejournal.com]

:) You are a terrible person. However, I still like it.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes I am. And thanks. :)

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

Owwww.

[the7bells.livejournal.com]

My eyes!

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Heeee... *mad cackling*

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

*offers spork*

[the7bells.livejournal.com]

*uses spork to claw them out* You are cruel, cruel.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Yes I am. Next is Murtagh/Eragon.

[the7bells.livejournal.com]

I think I'll get a head start on the brain bleach...

*doesn't help matters*

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Murtagh and Eragon often fought over who was the best. They were both equally matched with handling their swords though Murtagh's was bigger than Eragon's.

Re: *doesn't help matters*

[the7bells.livejournal.com]

ARRG! *crawls under bed clutching some bleepka*

Re: *doesn't help matters*

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

*sticks fingers in ears* La, la, la! I'M NOT LISTENING!!!!!

Re: *doesn't help matters*

[the7bells.livejournal.com]

:D Seriously though, I'm not reading it. it's probably going to be bad enough reading the innuendo in your analysis.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

*gleeful cackling*

Re: *doesn't help matters*

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Probably. It'll depend on how I'm feeling at the time on how bad the innuendo will be. But the book is rife with it. Eragon and Murtagh bicker like an old married couple.

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

So very twisted, but I can't think of a book that deserves it more.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

It's all there. I haven't made anything up. I didn't say or put any words in people's mouths that weren't already written.

Re: *doesn't help matters*

[the7bells.livejournal.com]

Too bad he's going to marry the elf thing in his visions.

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

Technically, no... but the slant! The slant I tell you!

[karma-kalisutah.livejournal.com]

Still awesome. From now on, I'm going to think of you as Lt. Captain of the innuendo squad.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

My eyes are very much into the slant.

Re: *doesn't help matters*

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

Maybe they could have a threesome.

[behyper.livejournal.com]

BEST. ERAGON. FANFIC. EVER.

*explodey*

[frodo-harry.livejournal.com]

Here are some Eragon Murtagh slash fanfics I found on the pit. Have fun. Oh ya one is Eragon having sex with the shadow.

The Dark Side of the Moon - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3360349/1/
The Tournament - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3359884/1/
Midnight Harmony - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3351247/1/\

frodo_Harry

[gundamkiwi.livejournal.com]

Mmm...sweet, delicious meat soup...

I love these. I truly, truly do. They make me giggle like a very giggling thing, and when one is in a public computer lab, one shouldn't giggle like that. It causes people to give one odd looks, it does. =P

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

*salutes*

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

*cleans up brain bits* Thanks!

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

... The shadow? I'm afraid to ask.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

:D

[jacedraccus.livejournal.com]

Aaaaand now I'm slowly backing away from saying anything more about that...

Still, nice work on the meat thing.

[x-trickster-x.livejournal.com]

*sporfle* Must be fun to write. X3