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Chapter Master of the Blade. This fills me with dread. The Mire of Dras-Leona

Summary

Our next chapter begins with a discussion of our Sue. Eragon didn't get a good look at her, yet he knew that she was beautiful. My guess is that her beauty out shone the shadows and darkness or Eragon was able to see the beauty in her soul. Brom has no idea how Eragon was able to do this and says so. If you're breaking the rules of the world, there should be a reason why, in the world why you can do this. There shouldn't be an "I don't know".

Eragon, because of his broken wrist, has to fight left handed. He soon becomes as proficient in the left hand as he was in the right hand. Now normally I would say that he's not that proficient at all, but this is Eragon we're talking about, so of course he's good. Limyaael says this about that sort of thing, "This is the part that bothers me the most about protagonists who’ve never picked up a sword in their lives, but jump into being experts who can best their teachers, the Dark Lord’s lieutenant, or even the Dark Lord himself in a few weeks or months. (It’s been a while since I saw a story that made the protagonist better in mere hours or days, thank whatever gods you believe in). Learning a sword is more than just visual demonstrations of moves. It’s learning balance, learning to read your opponents’ emotions, learning what little tricks will increase your chance of survival—see point 4—learning how to care for your weapon, learning how to estimate what different fighting styles there are and the best way to counter them, learning how to deal with sudden setbacks like a wound, and I’m sure plenty of things I didn’t cover." I think this says everything. Especially when Eragon beats Brom and hands him his ass finally in one fight.

Brom says this "I can teach you more of the sword. Of all the fighters I've met, only three of them have defeated me like that and I doubt any of them could have done it with their left hand." He smiled ruefully, "I may not be as young as I used to be but I can tell that you're a talented and rare swordsman." (243)

Eragon has been training for less than six months. Less than three months and he's ALREADY a master... with his off hand. This is impossible. Physically impossible. Unless Brom is a REALLY shitty fighter. Or we could believe Paolini and the fact Eragon is really an awesome fighter. Take your pick.

Then we learn about how wizards dual. Apparently defensive/pre-emptive magic like shields doesn't exist. The two magic users have to let each other into the other's mind so that they can tell what the other person is doing before they do it. Personally I don't know why you would do that, if I were a magic user like that, I would brain bash the person before they could even think about using their magic. Who cares about being fair. Brom says that "before you can defend yourself, you have to know the nature of the forces directed at you. If you're being attacked being attacked by heat you have to know whether it is being conveyed through air, fire, light or some other medium." (245) Bah, I say. If you know someone is throwing something at you, you throw up a general purpose shield. Or if it is heat, you throw cold at it. You don't know have to know how the heat was formed, just that it is heat. And if you're paying attention, you would hear the guy's words so you would know what it is that they're throwing at you. If the magic could be done by gesture or silently, then that might be a different story.

Then they get to Dras-Leona. In the background of the city is a mountain called the "Helgrind" it is an evil thing. But people are apparently fascinated with it and it was the reason why the city was built. The people of the city apparently worship ... wait for it... the mountain. Not spirits that live in the mountain. But the mountain. The religion is an evil thing. We know this because they drink human blood and make flesh offerings. The practice self mutilation because they feel that it makes you less attached to the mortal world. Their religious arguments are about which mountain peak is the highest and if the fourth one should be included in their worship. I think this is Paolini trying to create a religion. He apparently has missed the point of religion. Or the reason why people worship things. Or have religious dogma. It shouldn't be which mountain peak is the highest. There's nothing spiritual about that. It's not something that you can base a religion on. At least not a sustainable one. And does the mountain tell them to sacrifice people? Also, religions shouldn't be either good or evil. Because then why would you join up the evil religion? Of course, it could be said that only Evil people would join the Evil church. And the city is Evil, because they worship an Evil mountain with their Evil religion, and we know the people are evil because the city is filthy and there are poor people around who are deformed and there are beggars even. Which of course means that this place is evil. Squaller = Evil. And then Eragon wants to know how the rich people can live in ease when the suffering around them is so obvious. Obviously Eragon comes from some sort of head space where good people will always help the poor and since the rich people here don't do that they are Evil.

Date: 2007-02-06 09:30 am (UTC)
prototypical: (dazed)
From: [personal profile] prototypical
That whole drivel about how wizards duel makes my head want to explode. It makes as much sense as Luna Lovegood on crack reading the Quibbler backwards.

Random grammar Nazi moment - isn't it "squallor"?

Date: 2007-02-06 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelittlebudgie.livejournal.com
*blinks* Master of the Blade? Pffft. Now I have an urge to sing Master of the House from Les Miserables. More specifically, the wife's part.

I had completely forgotten about the mountain-worship. Actually, I was probably skipping whatever looked like potential purple prose by that point, so in all likelihood I never read it.

Ah, but remember, Eragon thought that Sloan was evilly evil when he wouldn't give him meat in exchange for a rock. Of course he would think that the rich are evilly evil for not helping out the poor.

*wanders off singing* "Everybody raise your glass! Raise it up the master's ass!"

Date: 2007-02-06 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
"Squalor", actually. One "l".

Religion!

Date: 2007-02-06 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dove-cg.livejournal.com
Normally I would consider the Evil Religion (tm) a typical and failed attempt at a fantasy religion, as you had said. But what is interesting is that, from what I read at Wikipedia anyway, Paolini is an atheist and so are all of his elves apparently. So he's not just failing at creating an antagonistic religion but now he's giving atheists a bad name. 8)

Date: 2007-02-06 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
The wizarding duel thing was stupid. I was reading it and going WTF the entire time.


As for the spelling thing. You're probably right.

Date: 2007-02-06 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gjohnsonkoehn.livejournal.com
"If you're being attacked being attacked by heat you have to know whether it is being conveyed through air, fire, light or some other medium."

Air is a medium, and I suppose you could make a weak but accepteable case for light, but fire most certainly is not. Regardless, there's really only three ways you can be attacked by heat; the enemy raises your internal temperature, the enemy raises the temperature in the air around you, and the enemy hurls a fireball-esque attack. It's true that you have to know the form of attack in order to create the right form of defense, but only in the same way that you have to know if it's a kick or a jab or a cross to use the right limb to block with. There's nothing particularly demanding and mystical about that.

And, how the hell is a mountain evil, anyway?

Date: 2007-02-06 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Eragon thinks of the world in terms of black and white. It makes things simple and makes him look like a twat.

Re: Religion!

Date: 2007-02-06 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
So... Paolini went and said I'm going to show people how religions are evil... by creating a religion that was evil and silly?

Date: 2007-02-06 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
It tells people to drink blood? We are told that the mountain is Malevolent. I'm not sure how that works, but there you go.

Date: 2007-02-06 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarchicq.livejournal.com
Wait, I think you're on to something.
Eragon sees things in black and white. There's no room for greys in his eyes. If you steal, you're a Bad Person, even if you were feeding your child with the loaf of bread you stole.

If you kill a dog, you're a Bad person. It doesn't matter that the dog had rabies and could have made someone sick or injured. You're a Bad Person.

If you killed a person, damn right you're a Bad Person. It doesn't matter that the victim was a mass murdering rapeist. You're a Bad Person.

Eragon stole, right? And never mind that this lack of judgement and no such thing as cause and effect/means to an ends means...that Eragon is a Bad Person.

*Wants an icon that reads "Eragon is a Bad person."

Date: 2007-02-06 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarchicq.livejournal.com
Someone's never seen Fantasia.

Date: 2007-02-07 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hungryblackmage.livejournal.com
Eragon has been training for less than six months. Less than three months and he's ALREADY a master... with his off hand.

Pure, 100% bullshit. If I was using his writing to fertilize my lawn, it would be coming in thick and green right now. I've been a boxer for three years and my teacher still kicks my ass (even when he's fighting one-handed and I'm not). Limyaael is right; it's more than just movements. It's all about guile, reading your opponent, and knowing how to react.

I can't believe this kid got published and this book became popular.

Fantasia!

Date: 2007-02-07 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dove-cg.livejournal.com
Technically that was a demon on top of the mountain. :D

Date: 2007-02-07 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gjohnsonkoehn.livejournal.com
This is true.

Date: 2007-02-07 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
No. Eragon is a good person because he is the Hero. And the Hero can't ever be a bad person. Laws and things like that are for other people.

Date: 2007-02-07 08:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
He could bring my lawn back to life. And there's no reason for why he has to become such an oh good fighter. It's more interesting if he isn't.


Blame the kid's parents.

Date: 2007-02-07 08:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kippurbird.livejournal.com
Is that what he's doing? Completely missed me. I just thought he was being an idiot. Perhaps both. His world has no religious anything. I find it hard to believe that there isn't any religion in a world like that. And I mean a real religion and not the Evil Mountain religion. But his world is all hodge podge.


You're welcome. I wouldn't know. I have a film student friend though, perhaps I'll ask him.

Date: 2007-02-08 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emily-goddess.livejournal.com
Wasn't the mountain Caradhras malevolent? Or was it just Saruman sending a storm at the Fellowship so they had to go under instead of over? I think I remember Gandalf implying that the mountain was impeding their passage, but I can't remember...

Date: 2007-02-08 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gjohnsonkoehn.livejournal.com
Hmm. I can't actually remember if the mountain itself hit them with the birds and the snowstorm and such or if it was Sauron or Saruman doing it to them. Still, though, at least nobody was worshipping the bloody thing.

Date: 2007-02-08 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jacedraccus.livejournal.com
I hear he does it in Eldest too, there's an argument between Arya and a dwarf priest, and Arya calmly calls the dwarf a mentally deluded idiot to his face (not in so many words), and the dwarf goes into a screaming hissy fit. As I understand it, since Arya is the Mary Sue female lead, and she's ever so nice about it, of course we're supposed to all stand with her on it.

Like Eragon, who apparently just stands there and mentally nods his head to everything she says.

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