Which leads to...
According to this, it's Obama's fault that Republican Gov. Mark Sanford ran off to have an affair in Argentina.
Apparently the reasoning is something like this:
1. Obama is looking to be a strong contender for the White House which leads to ...
2. People in the economy worried about having a godless heathen unAmerican in the white house which leads to...
3. The Economy tanking which leads to...
4. The stimulus bills being passed which leads to ...
5. Sanford going to spend time with his mistress which leads to ...
6. Michael Jackson dying which leads to...
7. LJ crashing like mad as well as every other site like it which leads to...
8. Civil unrest in Iraq when the American's withdraw which leads to...
9. Fungus on my arm causing me to itch like mad.
Clearly, then, Obama is the root of all that is itchy and scratchy in my life.
Apparently the reasoning is something like this:
1. Obama is looking to be a strong contender for the White House which leads to ...
2. People in the economy worried about having a godless heathen unAmerican in the white house which leads to...
3. The Economy tanking which leads to...
4. The stimulus bills being passed which leads to ...
5. Sanford going to spend time with his mistress which leads to ...
6. Michael Jackson dying which leads to...
7. LJ crashing like mad as well as every other site like it which leads to...
8. Civil unrest in Iraq when the American's withdraw which leads to...
9. Fungus on my arm causing me to itch like mad.
Clearly, then, Obama is the root of all that is itchy and scratchy in my life.